john
johnegbert
you can ask or tell me things here. isn't that fun?
(π) a fact about me. (π) a movie recommendation. (π§ͺ) a song recommendation. (π) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!
You never call anymore, John. You never call. Your brother Byron calls every day. Why can't be more like Byron?
bryon's contacting you? he promised me you two would never speak again. what do you mean? :(
if you were a pogo stick jump rope master would you use your powers for good or evil and what exactly would you do
i think i'd use them for good. i'd become known for my tricks worldwide and spread awareness to important issues via very intricate and hardcore pogo stick jump rope tricks. they'd call me pogojohnny.
Where the fuck were you last night man, you said you'd be there!
sorry... i got held up by business. /glance to my house on fire partied too hard at my own place so i was kinda pooped.
if you were stranded outside in space and all you had was your partner monkey joe and three tennis shoes what would you do to survive
my trusty partner, monkey joe, is unfortunately getting eaten. the tennis shoes are being dropshipped of course, assuming that i can do that from space.
do you plan on noticing any time soon
no, i'm plucking out my eyes.
how long until you notice
til i notice that you're the guy who sent all of those? i noticed pretty quick.
watching you answer these in real time
thank you. you're my biggest supporter.
how much for 20 minutes
i don't give out jobs to anonymous pals, sorry man (dave).
if you had to choose between a flying unicorn and a harem of nubile young women and you could never have the one you didnt pick what would you choose
i think i'm going to have to go for the flying unicorn. i really don't care for harems, but the ability to fly on a majestic creature seems pretty damn awesome.
What is the nature of reality?
to create i guess. who knows, really.
ribbed condoms are not an add-in. do you bring your own?
actually i do own condoms despite not really needing them at the moment. also, this reminds me of the album ribbed by nofx, which you should listen to. it's very good.
If you could prove the existence of one Paris Hilton's Paris Hilton, who's Paris Hilton would you validate? Might you prefer to to prove one Paris Hilton to be irrefutably Paris Hilton? Oh god what have you done with your life?
this copypasta makes no sense to me. :(
whyd you hide all this wax in my ear
i have a lot of wax and nowhere else to put it. where else would it go?
are you going to do anything about that velociraptor behind you
no that's my buddy razor. we're pretty close actually, and i'm kind of offended you sa(muffled speech from inside a velociraptor's mouth as i am eaten alive)
Why so serious?
unfortunately, i've lost all of my whimsy by growing up. (lie)
Should we crush his sweet hands?
no! don't do that to whoever "he" is.
describe the perfect meal to enjoy as a prelude to some hardcore art action
honestly, before i draw i eat a lot of greasy foods. which is weird, but whatever. i eat a lot of pancakes. you should try eating pancakes more.
would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
i got three of these asks. i'm not sure what this means at all, but i don't think so. insinuate what you want i guess.
do you ever get hungry
only some times. i actually forget about eating often, but when i do eat i eat a lot.
howd all this wax get in my ear
i put it in there! while you were sleeping i pushed it in with a little stick.
why the fuck am i asking you about cereal
well you asked me quite a lot of questions, so i'm not surprised.
you better like cereal
you know i like cereal. i love honeycombs.
do you like cereal
i do!
whats it like being a cishet loser
it feels great, actually. i don't think i mind the label.
do you ever question if sexuality or gender? also how do u feel abt cirava x kuprum
i don't really question my identity very often. i've questioned them both in the past but i'm pretty solid in my identity now. for a while i assumed i was a trans girl but it just wasn't me. cirava/kuprum is a unique pairing for sure! i don't know exactly how i feel. it's not my favorite cirava ship but i don't hate it. i think it could be interesting and would work out at least decently.
π€ or π,, maybe both..you're amazeballs btw..
aaah, thank you! you're super neat too, man. a fact about me is that i've been studying rabbits for ~11 years. i'm a massive fan of them! i also can identify breeds pretty well. people should send me their rabbits more. for song recs, you should listen to the nurse who loved me by failure!
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so much to be said about rabbits, but a specific idea i've had on my mind is how much anatomy can vary per breed. of course they all have the same structure but they're bred to have very specific features extended (like the spine) in order to achieve (usually) speed or breed standard. most pets are selectively bred for certain traits, but i just think it's extremely unique in rabbits.
your page is very lovely i like it a lot
thank you so much! π
Also, whats with all the different types of bpd
bpd manifests in many different ways! the different types basically explain how it could look for other people. some are more outwardly aggressive and others are more internal conflict than external.
Is bpd separation anxiety(not sure what to call it) a thing? if so what would it look like in extreme cases?
yeah. i think in extreme cases it'd cause someone to harm themselves badly. whether if it's from being depressed or manic, usually separation for extended periods of time causes extreme stress to the point of physical illness and harm.
skibidi. sigma. rizz. fortnite. ohio. gyatt. donatella versace.
hey so none of these words are in the bible.
bpd is so interesting
it truly is. i enjoy learning about anything else i don't already know... which is probably a good bit.
sorry for all these personality disorder questions theyre all from me
it's ok! i like talking about this stuff!
Or would that be a "you all have it but this guys just fucking insane about it" type deal
alters can hold certain disorders' symptoms more strongly, so it's possible that you can have something but it manifests very differently and through certain alters. usually you will all collectively experience symptoms, though.
they can't be diagnosed with anything that the body doesn't have, but they can show symptoms that the body doesn't. alters have the possibility to have wildly different personalities and therefore can behave in a way that is reminiscent of a certain disorder, but can't technically have anything the body doesn't.
crash course in every personality disorder pls
anon, if i could i would. i'm specially interested in mental disorders so maybe some day i will write a blog of sorts about each one.
Or does the bpd just take a screenshot
it does. π
What happens when two bpders get super extreme attatchment to eachother does the world explode?
usually they just cut everyone off and live and unhealthy life together until the attachment dies down.
ohhhh i see. thats really interesting!! do people with bpd know when their attachment is extreme? and can knowing + not caring make it stronger/worse?
yes to both!
hi different anon here. the bpd attatchment stuff sounds really interesting can you tell us more about it?
of course! bpd is an attachment or relationship based personality disorder, meaning it usually shows itself in situations surrounding other people. lots of people may know the term "fp" or "favorite person", which is an informal term coined to describe the attachment to one or more people in a borderline context. bpd pals often times will experience a pull or attachment to another person because of trauma reason. usually this person is nice, understanding, or chats to them frequently. an fp can be a positive or negative attraction however, and plenty of people will develop an attachment to someone they don't really like all that much. it's normal. having a bpd attachment is usually negative in the grand scheme of things. you may shut out others, blow off work/school, stop eating or other bodily functions like using the restroom, participate in self harming activities, etc, over your fp. there is a extreme commitment to a bpd attachment. it is similar to idolization. there is usually an ideal or correct version of this person in your mind, and people with bpd may get violently upset if this person steps out of the rules that they don't know about. an fp is usually what your world revolves around as someone with bpd, and if they show disinterest you may begin to break down or do bad things in order to receive attention again. i'm honestly not the best at explaining all this in a general sense, but if you have any more questions i will gladly answer.
How would being super attatched to someone affect your behavior around everyone else is that a thing that happens?
hi anon! i'll be honest, this is a strange place to contact me, but if you want anonymity then that's fine. i'd say that this is a thing that happens, especially in cases of attachment-based disorders like bpd. being extremely attached to another person may make you feel apathy towards people you aren't attached to. you could purposefully ignore others or miss special events because of your attachment to someone else. in extreme cases, some people will completely cut off contact with anyone else. you may also feel jealous of other people who speak to the person you're attached to. i can't give you much more than this without any specific details, but if you'd like to chat more and in a timely manner, you can dm me on discord! (skaianmagicant)
πͺ hi john ur fav junior psych cadet here what are your brainworms
oh joy, a chance to ramble! i was actually just thinking about this, so you're getting a fresh thought. ghostbusters (1984) was a pretty awesome film with a relatively interesting plot that i felt they could've expanded on more in the sequel. the old gods and such being brought back in the first was something i don't think i've really seen in another film as a concept, and even though they resolved that conflict fully in the movie, i would've liked to see at least a bit more about it in the second. at least a couple of mentions of what they had went through prior to the sequel? i would've killed to see egon bust out some more facts about the anomaly. it honestly felt a little lackluster in terms of plot to the first, but had all the rest of the good ghostbusters qualities... bit of a let-down and missed opportunity, i think. but i did like them both a lot!
y r u proship
i am not! confused as to why you think this. i'm avidly against proshipping.
how do you tie your shoes you seem like a velcro kid
i was a velcro kid for a bit! now that i'm grown and can use the muscles in my fingers right, i do the bunny ear method to tie my shoes. i never learned how to do it the other way, so that's why i don't do it.
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holy shit bunny wall. you got... the beveren!
π/π°. I didnβt know what one it was so Iβm adding both
Also hereβs my bunny
your bunny is GORGEOUS!!!! so so cute. for a random breed... you got the belgian hare!
hi cisjohn. :tongue:
if i'm cisjohn, this implies the existence of a transjohn. where is he?
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you should listen to sleep by lagwagon!
ππππππππ Snowman miss paint please and thank you. :)
i honestly think they're pretty cute! not my number one ms. paint pairing, but i think they'd get along real well. i like the contrast between the two.
lol i got warned for sending "nsfw asks"
HAHA. maybe don't send them then, loser.