ask me something and be fucking creative about it goddamn it
what are your thoughts on john lennon
i dont have an opinion on john lennon
why no vore? do you hate me???
yeah i hate you and want you to die
also i didn't mean to be anon for like half of those questions. my bad.
dont worry its funnier that way
wouldn't it be fucked up if the muffin man was called that NOT because he baked muffins, but because his flesh as akin to a muffin-like texture? i ate 3 coins today.
does he still bake muffins though i kind of want one
I dont think we should be friends anymore!
this is a ruse i do not know you
hey stranger! quick question: do you pee vertically or horizontally?
im not sure why youre so fixated on the feng shui of my piss stream but ill have you know that i do it diagonally
i'm quite fond of your shiny new watch. you should look the other way real quick. please there's a cool bird. right there.
oh shit where
hey what happened to my watch
i would love to feed you coins actually. i bet you'd eat them like how a duck eats ice.
do you want a fucking soda in return what do you want from me
how many veins do you think you have? can i borrow like three for a project?
yeah sure but youll have to extract them while i am sleeping or otherwise incapacitated so that they dont know whats going on
how many ants have marched into your ass today?
fourteen
i bet if you were chewed like gum you'd taste like asphalt and rubber. could you please confirm this by crawling into my mouth?
no i will not let you vore me this is outrageous
donatella VERSACE 💜
thats nice
i don't like you.
i dont think i care for your tone
why are you likr this?
i used to eat needles when i was four years old
i love you king. platonically.
this is a ruse i do not know you
I MISS MY WOFE!!! 😢😢😢😢😢
he disappeared again i think youre just gonna have to deal
John is funnier than you.
maybe if you asked questions more akin to his then youd get to see me be funny for real
Do you like my discord user change!
i dont have an opinion on this
Hi sorry heh i was in the hallway. Anyways if you could assassinate one president who would you do and why?
the answer should be pretty obvious. third times a charm you know
Do you feel guilt?
ive never heard of that word in my life man
i hit puppies for fun
Can i print out a pixture of you and tape it to my wall facing my bed?
yeah go ahead man just dont do anything i dont wanna see
Repsond
i love the delete question feature
Hi. I miss you king.
i miss when my inbox had funny questions i could respond to
huzzah!!!!!
hi caffee
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this is not a question
How much tuah could a hawk tuah tuah if a hawk tuah could hawk tuah?
have you tried being creative
How much tuah could a hawk tuah tuah if a hawk tuah could hawk tuah?
this is not the kind of question i was reffering to
Can i sign terrible things to you?
no but you can ask real actual questions that are funny you should be more like john and ask cool questions
i'm sorry for giving you worm trauma. if i drop another bucket on you, will it cancel out?
i will never forgive you
want to have a little bit of my suspiciously green corndog?
no but ill take a corndog of my own that is not green at all
heh. you don't even know what lead is you shitlicker.
i have never taken high school chemistry
is it because i gave you worms last year?
no its because you dropped the damn things at my feet. you didnt even make sure they didnt spill out of the bucket. i had worms crawling up my pant legs john do you know how traumatizing that was for me
you're so mean to me and for why?
its because they put lead in my kid cuisines when i was very young
will you fight?
depends
i'm going to start throwing rocks at your window in 2 hours and 7 minutes.
you will never hit it
i bet your head would look awesome with a broom handle dent in it.
i bet it would look even better if i didnt have to answer this insane horseshit
also i have a birthmark IN my ass. like between the cheeks. we twin.
are you sure thats not just a dried shit speck
you have those stockpiled like survivalist schizophrenics have canned spaghetti.
i resell them online at a heightened price
and, i am a wizard. a really cool one. want to see a cool spell?
not really
of course you own phallic objects. and several feet photos i'm sure?
yeah. i take cashapp btw if youre interested
anyways do you have a favorite kind of turtle or monkey?
i think screaming hairless dickmonkeys are pretty alright
and also what would you feed a walking, talking fish if it entered your home? he's friendly.
i have a twenty pound bag of nuts and bolts waiting in my garage for this exact scenario
do you have any cool tumors? like in your head.
no but i have a birthmark on my ass
i just chewed an entire lollipop to shreds because i was so mad. you did this.
two shredded lolipops? are you by any chance a wizard of some sort
i just chewed an entire lollipop to shreds because i was so mad. you did this.
im curious as to what kind of fucking lolipop can be shredded
after all we've been through (countless mamma mia movie attempts)....?
this is a ruse i do not know you
why can't i have any settlement money? am i just a nobody to you?
you cant have any of my money because i spent it all on various objects that may or may not be phallic in nature
you seem like the type of guy to live in flint, michigan.
i see myself as more of a detroit kind of guy
did you ever eat kid cuisine or ingest unfathomable amounts of lead?
i dont know what a kid cuisine is but i did eat lead paint and drink tap water from lead pipes
favorite tv dinner?
kid cuisine mini corn dogs. next question