(🍏) a fact about me. (📗) a movie recommendation. (🧪) a song recommendation. (🐇) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!

i like this guy. he's kinda cute!

yeah, i've heard the rumors. i've also heard he has a foot fetish but that's all up in the air.

hi! hiiiii! hi! hello! /wave

i love you too john. xx

/giggle

....fine! i guess you can.

maybe if you ask REALLY nicely.

no! you may not! nobody is hitting it from the back.

wow. you hate me.

no!

you got... the angora!

it's fine i guess. just need to finish this current app.

...thank you, dave.

that's the place you did a shitty blog review on, right? i had literally never heard of it until that point.

google can't do things for you, coward. if you wanted me dead so bad you would just do it yourself.

likely thing to be in your search history.

of course, because there's feet and pee in the image, yeah?

you're just strange.

oh this sucks. this is godawful. thanks?

uh oh.

yes dave, we all know you're gay. get your hand outta your pants you dweeb.

unforgivable.

"allergic bitch" was the best you could come up with? this hatemail shit sucks. you gotta hit me with some real stuff.

thanks. i'm loving the insane inbox rambling.

why do you think about horse ass when you see me? that's a you problem, not a me problem.

nope. just blatant libel in my inbox.

i just did! i'm not stinky at all.

i actually don't.

we're back to the playground insults! i liked "doodoohead" better.

you ever wonder why your windows are so clean? maybe you should consider that i'm doing you a favor by being this way.

not accurate. booooooo.

this one is accurate so i can at least give you that.

freakier than thou, that's for sure.

guy spamming my inbox

not entirely true. i'm not gay but sure, i can deal with the sissy label.

this is true, yeah. so?

"doodoohead" really sells it. thanks bro. you wanna go get a happy meal with apple slices and a toy?

this is inauthentic. do better.

great, thanks for asking!

it's me, the rizzler.

OMEGA? OMEGA? OMEGA? why are you writing libel?

no, no you may not.

when god doesn't accept you into the gates of heaven and you ask why, he'll be showing you this message again as a reminder of the awful things you did to your friends. i SHOWER OFTEN!

to assume that you're the top in this johnlationship is insulting. you're the one letting me hit!

oh... i love you too johnathan.

thanks for the concern about mortis. i checked out those screenshots and they looked nasty! but i was informed they're most likely not real because of consistency errors. thank you for letting me know, though. i'll keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior!

you got... the flemish giant!

this one is really good. gorgey.

i'm haunted by this image because a headmate of mine did actually make this and i think i might still have the proof of it somewhere. godawful.

this is me, if you care.