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Junevris. Mueheh. I for one LOVE them. I really liked them ever since the two started interacting. I think theyre both really interesting as their own characters, and as a dynamic i think it really flourishes a lot of their traits, as well as exploring a few. I would have more to write but i am a tad braindead. Vriska helped june find out she was a tgirl lesbian. Thats all i gotta say. 9/10

HORSIES!

Licks.

Hi im late.

Girlfriend by hemlocke springs!

"I dont love you anymore (Sorry)" by lesley gore!

A few nights ago actually! I had just made love to your brother and then decided to take him out to olive garden of all places after. #Gentleman #Imfuckingyourbro

WHO??

AAAAHHH!!!!

(Although im a june truther... you asked for johndave so ill be refering to her as john.) Um. Johndave sucks. Trash. Terrible. My thoughts on johndave are probably just like everyone elses with an actual noggin in use. Its GOOD. Its simple and good and most of the fandom likes it for good reason. Its THE yuraoi of homestuck and i respect it as such. Both john and dave have amazing chemistry its sickening to read their back and forth banter because theyre just subtly humourous and entertaining and really play off eachother so so SO well. I wish i had more words for how much i do adore this ship but i think it can talk for itself. 10/10. Classic. Stellar. Simple.

Sigh. To me.. dirkjohn is a rarepair turned to popular Shove Up Everyones Ass ship (Said politely..) I believe it started to gain popularity via epilogues with ultdirk interacting with john more often than seen in the actual comic (Like.. 5 pages?) and being... Himself. I understand where it comes from and i DO get the appeal, johns "No nonsense talk straightforward" & dirks "Metaphor irony irony metaphor avoidance of being able to admit he needs help" is certainly an interesting romantic dynamic that i KNOW people love. I am not one of those people. Sorry. I AM however a fan of that dynamic in an ENEMIES sense. John would not deal with any of dirks weird npd bpd shit and immediately shut him down id think. I seriously do wish to see this sort of interaction play out in beyond canon because itd be BEYOND humourous. I think the ships a 4/10 in a romantic sense. I get the appeal i SWEAR... But it is just not my personal cup of tea. In my mind theyre awkward besties who are stupid.

Sos.

I love your layout DEARLY. I dont play call of duty but ive seen that character and your layout does justice to his whole aesthetic if that makes sense! Also yes mutuals yes... ^_^

No.

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EQUITAV!!!!!! Or mirrorbox (Glisten x boxten)... Dandys world brainrot taking over my life.

Rosemary... or arasol? Maaaybe roxygen my t4t lesbians.

I talked with mortis myself aaaand... these are old. Screenshots from may? And apparently last year? Do you think im slow genuine question. I dont get why youre trying to make me and many others hate an innocent person. Its unbecoming and honestly pathetic. Please consider spending your time off the internet?

Lol?

Hi! I didnt know this. Also me and ultdirk/shakedown(Blahblah) arent even friends anymore. Thank you very much for the info though. I will be acting appropriately with this info! ^_^

333 is the best number ever in my opinion! ^_^

I see. Thank you for letting me know! <3

Die

GULPS.

Gulp.

Oh ok thank you jerry from tom and jerry. Wipes sweat from forehead.

Ok so. Claps my hands together. Equius zahhak am i right fellas? I think equius is one of if not the most overhated/underrated/misunderstood characters in the history of homestuck. Most people tend to read her as "Ew sweaty pervert guy who fucks horses" And that is SO far from the truth. First of all; majour offender "Horse sexualisation" is literally just not based in anything at all? If you read homestuck andrew hussie makes a BIT out of equius flat out NOT UNDERSTANDING the sexual meaning of the posters thus continuing her "Ew weirdo" schtick hussie decided to write. Along with this equius is told to be one of the strongest trolls and thats due to her hormones as both an indigo blood and somewhat-mutant. She is so obnoxiously strong she cant reciprocate touches to her moirail. Shes literally incapable of showing physical affection without hurting someone she loves. Her whole aradiabot bit was not a good thing but it definitely shows how she deals with her insecurity. Ok im done.

Im sorry youre having this problem! But i like my theme the way it is so you can go bug off.

Heh. I see youve found yourself in my asks... Billie "Billie" billie. My mortal enemy. Id recommend you get off my turf or... heh. Lets just say... There will be consequences. 😈

Look, ok? I'm not some gooner freak with a foot fetish. While I do have a foot fetish, I'm still a dignified man with standards. I've got class, you see. Getting tickled is a fast pass to losing your carefully maintained composure. If that's not boner-inducing then I don't know what is. But, you know. I wouldn't expect peasants like you to understand the sensual loss of dignity that is a Tickle Fetish. I hope you pee yourselves. Nevermind, I like that.

You are NOT sneaky.

Portal perchance? ^o^

Please.

I think davenep is a good ship for a lot of reasons that the fandom tends to just look over... I think the way davepetasprite simply IS definitely supports the the reasoning as to why i think dave and nepeta would be a GREAT pair either pale or flushed. Whilst davesprite is not DAVE dave hes still a dave whether he likes it or not. Davepetasprite is a sprite fusion that is able to be stable and mix both components of the personalities of dave and nepeta into one concise new being. (Although they do take away some of davesprites traits of being depressed but thats for another time.) Kind of went on a davepetasprite rant but um. Cough. Not to mention that in pesterquest dave and nepeta get along with roleplaying... Even if its partially ironic for dave. Overall i think theyre nice despite it kind of being a ship seen as "Lets pair two popular characters together!" Because they are MUCH more than that. Final score? 7/10. Some more interactions of just dave + nepeta would be fun to see.

I literally cannot swim. In freshmen pe class i had to have a board with me at all times when doing swim laps it was so embarrassing.

Back again.

Hey thats not nice. :(

Thank you so much!! Im flattered. ^_^ <3

Millipede because my friend jake likes them! :)

Hello fellow horse plinko tycoon lover!!! Get your hours in buddy im on my second rebirth... >:)

I do NOT play project sekai unfortunately but i took a glance at their little relationship in the shipping wiki and they look adorable? "Wanting to touch eachothers hair" is so insanely cute. Totally more than "Gal pals". Id give them a 8/10 because i love friends to lovers as well as their described character in general. Not a 10/10 because unfortunately as stated before i do not play pjsk... I should probably think about getting into it though. ^_^

Hiii!!!! Yess... thats me.. ^ 3^

I want you too. Please hmu for maxnug roleplay.

I was having a little mini conversation with a mutual on tumblr about the actual IMPORTANCE of nannasprite. Being that shes more than june egberts nanna and a mother figure to most characters. Shes literally a survivor of abuse and she has interesting LORE that the fandom just brushes over when the time comes to it. Plus shes a lovable old lady? Hello? Why doesnt she have more fans?

JOHNATHAN!!!!

Thank you so very much... ^ 3^

Hello feetjohn my dearest pal! Tickles