THIS IS AN ALT AGAIN (go ask stuff if you want tho)

IF YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT MY PRONOUNS:

Anything but "she". As long as you respect that, I literally don't care.

If in doubt, just use my name.

...whos that

(i bet ill lose track after the 20th one)

make drawings, programs, music...also reading and for some reason very into sewing random shit ill probably only use like 2 times ever also very into breaking playing sandbox games

randomly between december 1 and 23

...does a programmable calculator count i wanna see if i can run doom and/or crysis in it maybe ill even use it for math later on lol

home alone 1 and 2

hi there Also Kafka, im dad! here is the milk!

long cat (got no pic rn sorry)

Spring because it's my birthday

dog

Ok I know people will probably hate me for this but I actually like Batch and also think that BASIC is actually good for more stuff than just a 10PRINT

Also why hate webdev. It works. It makes your internet content be formatted instead of plain old txt file. It isn't nonsense like "hgtrey5wfytdyyyfjthtrrey" is.

Any holiday; no school

None.

Hey mine is also Home alone :D

Silent Night

When dad got me a digital camera for my birthday back when I was very into photography. I've always sucked at takinb shots of people but very good at shots of landscapes, and the week after that we went to Doñana national park and I took a lot of photos of the wildlife...and I'm also very into biology (well, to be fair, I'm pretty into any kind of science)

Bad puns. The cheesier, the better.

Also I hate jokes that make fun of a certain popukation group.

I like the banner because it looks like a cathedral and a futuristic space base had a child. Ed likes it because "very blue theme lmao". We are not the same.

(yes, I had to write this as if it were the "we're not the same" meme)

(Originally posted by uwna32 on IRC)

programming languages:

• c is latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it.
• c++ is french, its latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles.
• javascript is english, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others dont bother learning another language.
• java is german, its verbose and js derived from it.
• python is esperanto, it was created to be so easy everyone could speak it. its speakers could benefit from a shower once in a while.
• basic is toki pona, it was created to be even easier to learn.
• assembly is the ipa, its the basis of every language, the smallest block of the whole thing.
• machine code is sumerian, it was the language used by programmers in the early times of computing.
• rust is russian, most speakers have an authoritarian left background and want to spread it worldwide.
• scratch is baby speak. it isnt even a proper language.
• visual basic is barbaric grunting, it makes no sense and is an uncivilized mess.
• malbolge is demonic screeching, you might try to write a hello world in it and instead get a chant to summon satan himself.

cueball

you (jk) actjallyy, i want SOME ARROWS THAT ARENT ABSOLUTE CRAP I CANT EVEN HIT THE TARGET 5 METERS AWAY and the bow is actually good...but the arrows have the tip way too heavy so they always get short...also yeah ive been recently doing archery (this is dos_users fault man (hes the one who got me into it))

when we (the spaniards) won against the french in the battle of bicoca. that battle was just the sort of thing youd find in a comedy sketch lmao

computer: press any key to continue me: wheres the "any" key

eugh

anything that isnt toddler trash (like most "children/teen" books) or some super edgy emo crap (aka the 90s are calling) or super corny love story (like twilight) or stfaight up shitty crap with plot holes the size of russia

basically ill read pretty much anything and like it