john
johnegbert
you can ask or tell me things here. isn't that fun?
(๐) a fact about me. (๐) a movie recommendation. (๐งช) a song recommendation. (๐) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!
very edgy... but i like the shading.
a little cuter! this one is nice.
a little cuter! this one is nice.
very very pointy... not sure if i'm a fan.
jesus christ. i love it. kind of.
hey voreboy
hey foottickler! what's up?
Yo
YOU.
do NOT go outside. that fucking cat just hung I an anvil above your door so he can drop it on your head and squish you to be really short. be careful.
oh shit, really? hold on, i think i'm getting another message...
hey your button texts are invisible. i can't see anything.
oh yeah sometimes that happens. if you hover over them you should be able to see the text.
oh sweet heavens. finally a good fucking thing in my inbox.
[image.png](https://postimg.cc/Vd5NndGb)
BRO.
tickles you.
/giggle thanks hubby.
im still waiting on those feet pics
stop asking for feet pics. you will never get them from me!
hey eridan! thanks so much! :)
i am in love with you john.
๐ Hi!! [=:D
hey there! you got... the holland lop!
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you got... the palomino!
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you got... the chinchilla!
I fucked your nanna.
i know who this is and you're an evil woman.
Cancel me if you like, but Oscar the Grouch is much more "dilfy" and "sexable" than any of your tasteless Tumblr Sexy Man. Sans Undertale? The Onecest? Bill Triangle? Those twinks wish they were my poor little sopping wet trashcan waifu meow meow.
i thought we put you on asenapine but clearly someone has forgotten his medications. now if you turn to the left i'll be swiftly injecting you with hardcore drugs.
what if i love you john lets kiss as homies
alright, i can do that. come here anon! /smooch sfx
why did you make the text blue ion see SHIT
everyone says this. is your brightness down all the way? i think it's pretty legible.
Grabbing your shirt and aggressively shaking you. BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE! What if i message you and i immediately burst into team fortress 2 giblets?
there will be NO BITING in our messages, and that is a promise! i am so nice. many people have stuck their fingers in my dms without sustaining any injuries.
You seem very cool! But im a tad bit too anxious to initiate a conversation.
you can chat to me! i am not a biter. promise.
Whatre your opinions on niche famous tumblr user "The-muppet-joker"?
you know how i feel about him. he's truly a man of wonder.
i can t see hwtav im fucking typing everyyjings so damn blue fuck you
thank you anon. have you considered that maybe you have a skill issue?
hi mortis! :)