john

johnegbert

he/him | 19 | magician in disguise. you can read more on my carrd, stellular, and telegraph.


you can ask or tell me things here. isn't that fun?

(๐Ÿ) a fact about me. (๐Ÿ“—) a movie recommendation. (๐Ÿงช) a song recommendation. (๐Ÿ‡) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!


very very pointy... not sure if i'm a fan.

an anonymous pal 1724044442009

hey voreboy

hey foottickler! what's up?

Tom 1724042460528

Yo

Jerry 1724042458193

do NOT go outside. that fucking cat just hung I an anvil above your door so he can drop it on your head and squish you to be really short. be careful.

oh shit, really? hold on, i think i'm getting another message...

an anonymous pal 1724004933670

hey your button texts are invisible. i can't see anything.

oh yeah sometimes that happens. if you hover over them you should be able to see the text.

oh sweet heavens. finally a good fucking thing in my inbox.

an anonymous pal 1723925902238

[image.png](https://postimg.cc/Vd5NndGb)

tickles you.

/giggle thanks hubby.

tg 1723921872622

im still waiting on those feet pics

stop asking for feet pics. you will never get them from me!

an anonymous pal 0

hey eridan! thanks so much! :)

i am in love with you john.

an anonymous pal 1723586469182

๐Ÿ‡

you got... the palomino!

an anonymous pal 1723574617072

๐Ÿ‡

you got... the chinchilla!

an anonymous pal 1723574374640

I fucked your nanna.

i know who this is and you're an evil woman.

Cancel me if you like, but Oscar the Grouch is much more "dilfy" and "sexable" than any of your tasteless Tumblr Sexy Man. Sans Undertale? The Onecest? Bill Triangle? Those twinks wish they were my poor little sopping wet trashcan waifu meow meow.

i thought we put you on asenapine but clearly someone has forgotten his medications. now if you turn to the left i'll be swiftly injecting you with hardcore drugs.

an anonymous pal 1723507910062

what if i love you john lets kiss as homies

alright, i can do that. come here anon! /smooch sfx

an anonymous pal 1723507888746

why did you make the text blue ion see SHIT

everyone says this. is your brightness down all the way? i think it's pretty legible.

an anonymous pal 1723506304500

Grabbing your shirt and aggressively shaking you. BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE! What if i message you and i immediately burst into team fortress 2 giblets?

there will be NO BITING in our messages, and that is a promise! i am so nice. many people have stuck their fingers in my dms without sustaining any injuries.

an anonymous pal 1723505842229

You seem very cool! But im a tad bit too anxious to initiate a conversation.

you can chat to me! i am not a biter. promise.

Whatre your opinions on niche famous tumblr user "The-muppet-joker"?

you know how i feel about him. he's truly a man of wonder.

an anonymous pal 1723503028236

i can t see hwtav im fucking typing everyyjings so damn blue fuck you

thank you anon. have you considered that maybe you have a skill issue?

an anonymous pal 0

hi mortis! :)

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hey! quick disclaimer before you enter, sorry. i have nsfw asks on my profile, so you'll be seeing those.


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