how often do you smell citrus? you seem like the typa guy to smell his fruits often.

imagine a brillo pad the size of the universe. now imagine that instead of steel wool it is made of piss and shit

now imagine that pad being dragged across your brain for the perpetuity of existence

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

tickles

Play dandys world with me.

Hello my omega buddy!

How much for you to die live on camera?

Hello my tickle prince!

Hi waifu. Can I hit?

also the new text is gorgeous and very easy to read. thank you.

cancelled for being a bo burnham fan and also ableism, but that's less important than the bo burnham thing.

Hi waifu.

mortis is also on ed twt (eating disorder twt) image links: https://files.catbox.moe/lbl3xn.webp https://files.catbox.moe/0xl3c5.webp

hey btw that guy mortis ur following is a raging racist and a proshipper (dont post this) idk if the img src thing works here so heres the link to the images aswell: https://files.catbox.moe/9qo9rr.webp https://files.catbox.moe/aupqyb.webp

john i love you but this yellow is actually invisible against this blue. help.

I wanna tickle tickle tickle you alll niighht...

Why are they asking me? Im a lover not a fighter! I thought i told them... Im just a swinging... space aaggee... bachelor man. So i told them; i am just a man, a space age man, thats all i am! But i wanna hold your hands, all your hands, as we make l

Making us listen to broadway karkat last night was insane by the way. Get on medication.

hello husbando... /giggle

I actually changed my mind about this layout. The dirk strider yellow-orange is making me need glasses even more so.

Can i tickle you?