𐙚 ` ghostyTrickster

egbert

hi! i'm john. i like bo burnham and musicals... i love my boyfriend dirk.... send me funny stuff!!! i would love to reply to them. i'm a big tumblr history nerd... ask me about hiv-living or rabies pride.


send something funny!

Jake 1727637788689

Thisisyou

this is how you look like in my head btw

john 1726853750445

how often do you smell citrus? you seem like the typa guy to smell his fruits often.

when i get the CHANCE. i freaking love citruses man.... except limes. you know what you did, lime.

tg 1726755480740

imagine a brillo pad the size of the universe. now imagine that instead of steel wool it is made of piss and shit

now imagine that pad being dragged across your brain for the perpetuity of existence

what the fuck is a brillo pad? and why is it so big?

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mysterious... 1726685157199

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

no. i love horses. :)

tickles

giggle.

Jake 1724672247900

Play dandys world with me.

ok. i need to get my WIFE MY WOFE MY WIFE

Jake 1724440005846

Hello my omega buddy!

I'M AN ALPHA.

Jake 1724440050216

How much for you to die live on camera?

100 bucks and a plane ticket to kansas.

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Jake 1724336311025

Hello my tickle prince!

hello king bondage!

mysterious... 1724368214558

Hi waifu. Can I hit?

YES!!! 😁😁😁💙💙💙

john 1724269710967

also the new text is gorgeous and very easy to read. thank you.

i love you johnny boy... licks your face...

john 1724269696120

cancelled for being a bo burnham fan and also ableism, but that's less important than the bo burnham thing.

please kill yourself.

mysterious... 1724207196086

Hi waifu.

hi my most beautiful sexy waifu! licks your face.

mysterious... 1724199604297

mortis is also on ed twt (eating disorder twt) image links: https://files.catbox.moe/lbl3xn.webp https://files.catbox.moe/0xl3c5.webp

GET YER ASS OFF SPARLKER😂😂😂😂😂😂

mysterious... 1724190765503

hey btw that guy mortis ur following is a raging racist and a proshipper (dont post this) idk if the img src thing works here so heres the link to the images aswell: https://files.catbox.moe/9qo9rr.webp https://files.catbox.moe/aupqyb.webp

get out of my ask you fucking retard.

john 1723927641309

john i love you but this yellow is actually invisible against this blue. help.

get better. i'm not changing it. get better eyes. i forgot you're blind. you have a screen reader you'll be fine. smh man.

Jake 1723926988764

I wanna tickle tickle tickle you alll niighht...

DON'T TICKLE ME???

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Jake 1723926571521

Why are they asking me? Im a lover not a fighter! I thought i told them... Im just a swinging... space aaggee... bachelor man. So i told them; i am just a man, a space age man, thats all i am! But i wanna hold your hands, all your hands, as we make l

ngh.

Jake 1723830995660

Making us listen to broadway karkat last night was insane by the way. Get on medication.

BUT OOOOOH LOVE ME DROOOOOWNEEEDDD

john 1723745777343

hello husbando... /giggle

hello my dearest and sweetest husbando...

Jake 1723574955560

I actually changed my mind about this layout. The dirk strider yellow-orange is making me need glasses even more so.

IT'S NOT DIRK STRIDER YELLOW-ORANGE. SHUT UP.

Jake 1723572047961

Can i tickle you?

yes! 💙

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