john

johnegbert

he/him | 19 | magician in disguise. you can read more on my carrd, stellular, and telegraph.


you can ask or tell me things here. isn't that fun?

john 1726787552034

(๐Ÿ) a fact about me. (๐Ÿ“—) a movie recommendation. (๐Ÿงช) a song recommendation. (๐Ÿ‡) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!


Jake 1727637649350

oh my god. it's me. :)

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Stanford . 1727552004054

๐Ÿงช?

you should listen to helicopter by xtc!

john 1727553691739
an anonymous pal 1727436356462

๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“— hi!

oh wow so many! i'll give you two for the price of one, anon. you should watch the birdcage and raising arizona.

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an anonymous pal 0

you got... the polish rabbit!

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Zizel 1727372184941

๐Ÿ‡ :D

you got... the lionhead!

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john 1727365817967

forgot to mention that i went ahead and made an alt anyways, which you can follow by clicking this link. ask me personal questions or send me art requests for me to get to!

john 1727361771295

thinking of making an alt dedicated to more personal questions and art. does that sound like a good idea?

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hey neospring mutuals, i'm going to be doodling for a bit if you want to send in requests.

john 1727297571642

in the tub. ama

KARKAT 1727272815998

HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK THIS PIECE OF SHIT SITE? DONT YOU GET BORED OF GRASPING FOR ATTENTION? DO YOU EJACULATE WHEN YOU HIT THE REFRESH AND THE ICON SUGGESTS ONE NEW ASK FOR YOU TO UNCREATIVELY SLOP TOGETHER AN ANSWER TO?

hey karkat!

  1. i check often, a couple times a day. big fan of seeing what people are up to on here.
  2. i don't fish for attention on here. is that even possible?
  3. no, i don't. hope this helps, bud!
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an anonymous pal 1727211198823

Hello John. Would you like to play a little game called finish the lyric? I'll go first. Don't look up...

my ASSHOLE! https://youtu.be/niVPvEF0znk?si=4_2Te8P3azWMGrrl

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john 1727117697647
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sorry to double post in a day. happy bisexual visibility day to all of my bisexual mutuals, and to every bi person on neospring! i'm not bi (or gay at all for that matter) but i'm celebrating by drawing my boyfriend with a bisexual flag. what're you all doing today?

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/wave i've been thinking of making some fake charm mock-ups. should i post them here?

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Hi. ๐Ÿ“— and ๐Ÿ‡ if you feel so inclined.

oh i'm inclined! for a movie rec, i think you should watch looper. one of my favorites. for a rabbit breed... you get the tri colored dutch!

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surrounded in BABIES! glad it could make you laugh.

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an anonymous pal 1727046606439

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

AGH!!!

john 1727048052642
an anonymous pal 1727046599052

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

NO MORE!

john 1727048047303
an anonymous pal 0

aw, thank you so much! yours is real cute too.

john 1727044298456
an anonymous pal 1727027789778

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

ENOUGH!!!!!

john 1727028652508
an anonymous pal 1726977551442

I made love with your nanna.

HEY THERE. HEY!

john 1726977567543
an anonymous pal 1726976731385

I fucked your nanna.

georgie this is NOT NICE.

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how's my handwriting?

an anonymous pal 1726968263386

would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion

this question haunts me everywhere i go.

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dave 1726966670073

so tell me what exactly im looking at here

like, on my profile? a culmination of ~20 minutes of hard work. otherwise i'm not sure what you mean.

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