KARKAT
carcinogeneticist
HE 18
NOT ROLEPLAY, KIN, ID, IRL.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
1727294543362
Whats it like being a troll or whatever its called
ITS THE ONLY CORRECT CHOICE OF SPECIES ON THIS PLANET. TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A TROLL IS AN INSULT TO THE GOD THAT GAVE YOU LIFE.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
IF THIS IDIOTIC COPY AND PASTE IS ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IN MY INBOX THEN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. IT MUST FEEL AWFUL HAVING A SEVERE CASE OF MENTAL RETARDATION.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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PROBABLY #7b2222 OR ANY GRAY. NEON ATOMIC FUCKING ORANGE IS ALSO A GOOD ONE
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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are you one of those weird gray things
YOU MEAN A FUCKING TROLL? YES. ARE YOU GOING TO ASK IF MY HORNS ARE ORANGE NEXT??? STUPID
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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would it be an insult to you if we insinuated you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
YOU. OUT OF MY INBOX. NOW.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
1726295011461
onika BURGERS. 💙
I FEEL LIKE I KNOW WHO SENT THIS. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? CAN ANYONE SPEW SOMETHING OTHER THAN SHITFLIPPING NONSENSE IN MY GODDAMN INBOX?
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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hello skibidi rizzler!
HEY, HAVE YOU CHECKED INTO THE MENTAL ASYLUM YET? NO SANE PERSON CALLS SOMEONE A "SKIBIDI RIZZLER". YOU MIGHT BE MISSING A PART OF YOUR BRAIN FROM SEVERE ROTTING RETARDATION.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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sorry for burping in your ear that time urp oh excuse me
I WISH THESE WERENT ANON SO I KNEW EXACTLY WHO TO STRANGLE FOR SENDING THESE BRAINDEAD MESSAGES. I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS ALL DAVES DOING.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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when was the last time you ate at olive garden
IF YOU THINK IVE EVER EATEN AT OLIVE GARDEN YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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Why'd you hide all this wax in my ear?
YOU HID ALL THAT IN THERE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING HOARDER. PEEL THAT SHIT OUT.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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If you could prove the existence of one Paris Hilton's Paris Hilton, who's Paris Hilton would you validate? Might you prefer to to prove one Paris Hilton to be irrefutably Paris Hilton? Oh god what have you done with your life?
DID YOU DECIDE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FINALLY REALIZE SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF AT THE END OF THIS ASK? IM ALMOST HAPPY FOR YOU. FUCK OFF AND DONT RETURN.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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ribbed condoms are not an add-in. do you bring your own?
CONDOMS ARE USELESS TO ME.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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What is the nature of reality?
SOMETHING OTHER THAN ANSWERING THESE STUPID FUCKING ASKS I'D HOPE. JESUS TAINTFUCKING CHRIST.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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Top hats or monocles?
BOTH ARE RIDICULOUS AND STUPID AS FUCK. IF YOU THINK ADDING EITHER WILL IMPROVE YOUR OUTFIT, YOU'RE WRONG. GET HELP.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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when you usually spell the word bees how many e's do you put in?
TWO. ANYTHING ELSE ARE YOURE RETARDED.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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how do you tie your shoes
LIKE ANY NORMAL FUCKING PERSON? GET OUT OF MY INBOX.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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do you ever get hungry
DAVE THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME. YES.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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how much for 20 minutes
$0 I SELL NOTHING TO ANONS.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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/pees on your pant leg
I KNOW WHO SENT THIS ARE YOU'RE FUCKING AWFUL. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? AND WHY DO YOU DO JOHN'S STUPID SLASH ACTION SHIT. THERE'S NO WAY YOU LIKE HIM ENOUGH TO COPY THAT LAME FUCK.
COWARD BEHIND THE SCREEN
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hi
IS THAT ALL PEOPLE CAN REALLY MUSTER IN MY INBOX? "HI"? YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THIS.