Stanford He/him, 20+ year old man. My account has no ask game, and there is no hard limit on what you can send me. Just don't be strange in a sinister way. You can find my strawpage here. I encourage you to send things there.

I am not a roleplay account. I allow NSFW asks on my page. Be warned.

...Is what me?

This is a question I expected to get. I am Stanford Pines, yes. I don't think this is revolutionary to anyone.

I keep getting told this. I need elaboration here. What?

Hello Andy. This is a really cute doodle. Thanks for sending it to me. Thank you for the compliments. I worked hard on my pages, even though they're relatively simple. I find your Neospring page to be really pleasant to look at. Eyecandy. Who the hell sent me this. Why are there so many Bills in my inbox? Thank you I guess. I'm not the biggest fan of cookies, I won't lie, but I appreciate the gesture nonetheless.

The party never stops.

I've always wanted to do one of those "which color am I?" posts, but every color chart I see has seven blobs of different hues that all say "if you pick this you're deeply in love with me", a black blob that means you hate me, and a white blob that means you don't care. Eventually I will find and post a nicer (or perhaps self-made) color chart and see who participates.

She's a lovely girl, full name Nunathia but you can just call her "Nunya".

Completely random thing to post and extremely out of character for me, but having a crush as an adult is painfully embarrassing. The name "crush" feels infantile and having one in general is akin to having your balls kicked twice-over.

Glad you noticed. I happen to be a fan of the show, you could say.

Incomprehensible. Just the kind of message I enjoy seeing in my inbox. Thank you, Vivienne. I don't believe I was following you when you sent this message, but now I am. A terrifying creature. I like the artwork. Thanks. Thank you, Uz. I don't know what you qualify as cool in the way I type, but regardless, I'm glad you find it enjoyable.

You know the deal.

That's wonderful, but I don't know who you are. Probably for the better.

You're an unusual anon.

A wonderful color. The word "yellow" used to not describe the color, though. Pink was the word for a yellow-ish hue around the 1400's and didn't refer to what we consider pink now. Isn't that fascinating?

These asks are incredible, Maxine. If I were a dish I'd be something spicy, I believe. I couldn't give you an actual dish, but something akin to Philippines spicy dishes with a little too much salt added. If i were a sweet, I'd be something a little less sweet... I'm thinking a pudding.

I have no clue what you mean.

Nothing problematic. I'm willing to participate in activities no other would want in order to fully complete my research.

It's tied-up-and-in-a-large-cage-for-experiments time for you, beast. I hope you enjoy the smell of science labs.

This is extremely cute. Thank you for the pigeon. I know exactly who did these. Fiddleford, you're a bastard, and I'm no chicken. Etc, etc. Tasty treat in my inbox. I know who sent this one. Thanks, Harvey. ...I don't know what this means, but I had a few friends laugh. I do like foxes. I had never considered having a favorite until now, but I've come to the conclusion that I like Vulpes Velox (Swift fox). Photo attached. Good question, anonymous. I have a couple that I'm a fan of, but for casual drinking it's diet Dr. Pepper. For anything else, I enjoy a good salted caramel latte.

Send me anything you like.

Anybody and everybody if they allowed me. The human body is a wonder and anatomy is an engaging research topic. You're first. Step into my shrink booth.

Alright.

Sure, I'll do this. I'll update you, anonymous. To have the power to explode someone with your mind would be handy. I'm assuming you're not doing this to me. That'd be mildly upsetting. Aw, this is cute. Thank you, for the guy in my inbox. I like him. Get this out of my inbox.

Send me things.

Hello. Thank you for the drawing, it's very cute. I'll keep it in my inbox. Hello anonymous traveler. Is that all you have to say to me? It's nice to see you, Sam. I'm not up to anything in particular. Just general web browsing. Glad you stopped by. If you're going to send me ciphers in my inbox, could you please make them able to be decoded, or at least a little neater? I don't have any knowledge of this specific code and I'm having trouble reading it. Otherwise, thank you for the anonymous message.

Thank you, Petey. Your profile looks nice. My favorite music to listen to spans over several genres, but I enjoy some older tunes. The 70's had some wonderful funk songs, but I enjoy 90's new wave as well.

It depends on my mood and what I've been recently into, but currently it's prion diseases, fictional and real. I find them fascinating and an easy subject to make notes on.

Cisgender male, and as far as I'm aware, I'm heterosexual. Interesting ask.

I don't eat chips very often, but when I do, it's usually these bad boys.

Lots of posts from people I follow on the timeline today. Some of you anons are incredibly strange and unusual on this website. Unfortunate.

Thank you. "More about you" is vague and hard to answer, but I enjoy mathematics and several areas of sciences. Gathering information is my hobby alongside programming and journaling. I'm always looking for more subjects to become knowledgable in.

The Nokia only got better through the generations and it was my trusted sidekick in many situations as a younger person. Truly revolutionary phone.

I'm a massive fan, have been for years. Take all the stamps you'd like.

Healing to rifle through profiles on here. You're all incredibly talented.