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i'm 17 years old, my birthday being january 26th, 2007! i am genderfluid, aroace(flux), pansexual, ambiamorous (mono leaning) and objectum. i love all my oomfs, you all are cool and i'm going to hug and protect all of you. i use all pronouns under the sun, so there's truly no wrong way to refer to me.

watching prodigal son again, forgot how crazy that show was HELP ME

but yeah I do

me and the ACTUAL HOZIER'S height comparison btw (help me im scare slash ref)

reply to this post and I'll assign you a Hozier song because I cannot go to sleep (I just took my ear antibiotics)

throws you out of the window so fast you spin like a football and land into a golf court river never to be seen again.

JOHN... 🥹🥹🥹 YOURESO AMAZING AWWHH!!

THANK YOU SMM INK!!

I did itttt LOOK! https://rentry.co/doctah

THANKUUU AVENN !!

where do y'all get those cute little shiny buttons that have one word on it and its like.. y'know.. WHERE DO YOU GET THOSEE

what if I changed my username to Inferno or somethinfg (the divine comedy spinterest going crazy I fear)

how do you guys make those, like, really cool graphics.. I've been trying (with photopea) for a while now..

ARO BUDS!!!! 🤝

I HAVE TO FINISH MY PROFILE ACTUALLY HOLD ON..I JUST REALIZED I NEFVER DID MY BOUNDARIES AND LINKS AND STUFF HELPP

captain underpants

...GARLIC?

Sorry, Anon, but it's just.. Irish.

Anyway, ehm, Níl a fhios agam, inis tú dom. (I don't know, you tell me)

i kiiinda wanna retheme but...I love love love my current theme right now..

Irish-American RAHHHH 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪!!

I GENUINELY DON'T KNOWW.. maybe it's my hashtag aroace heart they're talkin about..

I see ALL OF YOU as my family btw.. Just saying that rn.. (I'm going to make a lovemail rentry SOOO reply if you want a specific EHM role in it?!?! IDK sibling, sis brother blah blah alla that)..

NOT AT ALL!!!!!

I know this is meant to be a rather... Rude question, but I'll answer I guess

I can love, and I do love... It's just in a different way than most other people, okay? When I do love someone romantically, I am just.. Enamored by that person. I'd do anything for them. ANYTHING.

That being said, platonic love is my most common feeling of love.

Parasocialism is so terrifying? I've gotten a few asks over the past few hours(?) basically just.. Ranting about how much they love me and how they want to be with me..

Sorry, mates, but I'm

JTS OKAY DON'T WORRYY

Ehm acquainted.

yall when i put on my dad fi

Chat I got an ear infection I'M DYING.

cat eeping w me hi

JOHN HI!

I do, I absolutely do.. 80s and 90s movies mainly.. But the ones I LOVE are Heathers, Jennifer's Body, ehm stuff like that!!

Oh absolutely. I am Hozier, guys, remember? The "Take Me To Church" guy? The "Too Sweet" guy? The Handsome Squidward guy?

Anyway, yeah. I share his opinions - not because I am him but because it's basic human decency to be for Palestine (free Palestine btw!), to be for LGBTQIA+ rights, to be for racial equality, to be for Ukraine, to be.. A good person?

Ehmmm I hope I explained that well enough, I'm not too good at words and such.

When have I ever said I had depression? Hello? Where are you getting this from, anon.. Anywho!

I guess I can say that I do have depression. I do take meds for it, Lamotrigine and Fluoxetine to be specific. (Prozac and Lamictal if you're a brand name type of person).

I just don't let myself be defined by.. Well, depression. That isn't really me. I'm just.. Andy, y'know? None of my illnesses / ailments define me, in my eyes.

Ehm, anyway, I just.. Idk, I don't care if people assume things (that aren't harmful) about me. If you don't think I am a certain way, you can think that. If you think I am ____, you can think that as well! But to really confirm what I have - BPD, Depression, ADHD + Autism, and OSDD-1B.

Retrospringies calling Neospring ass.. At least it ain't shutting down in a few months...

VHERRY BLOSSOM ICED TEA!!!

OKAYY ILL FINISH THE REST TOMORROWWW im going to beddddkdjd Nighty Night..

Candice wh-oh no..

I'm gonna make another pinned ehm soon

all of them.

okay, but for real.. hmmm.. ehm.. ehhh.. hmm.. that's a toughie.

Why Would You Be Loved maybe?? It's a tie between WWYBL and Dinner & Diatribes honestly.. Both Wasteland, Baby! Era. I just.. Love how melancholy WWYBL sounds tbh, like, why would I be loved, please tell me haha. Not in the pessimistic "nobody loves me" type of way, but in the "that's a great question, Mr. Hozier-Byrne" kind of way.

Also, Dinner & Diatribes is just.. I cannot describe how that one makes me feel. Maybe one word would be "ah"? (Haha get it because he keeps saying 'ah' in the song haha laugh)

BUUUUT THERE'S ALSO SUNLIGHT, I just love him being like "yeah, my lover is like.. deadly and tough but also radiant and beautiful - let me fly closer to you, even if you hurt me. I'd put myself through the pain of that just to love you." (Icarus reference)

WHIIIICH brings me into Francesca, but specifically this version because OH MY GOD it makes me vomit my guts out every time. Calm and collected to manic and teary-eyed I NEED HELP GUYS I fell to my knees. Francesca SCREAMS "It doesn't matter what we did to end up here, as long as you're with me, I'd go through the worst with you" vibes... Which isn't too far off, since it's based off of Francesca Da Rimini's story (Dante's Inferno AND irl). Just look up her story if you wanna know it..please..

Ahhh.. Moral of the story? Don't ask (the real) Andrew John Hozier-Byrne what his favorite songs are, he'll yap. he's yap-happy.

THIS AIN'T THE KINDA ASKS I WANTED BYE....

ehm, I am not going to confirm nor deny, but we didn't have any bad blood (2021 moment)

neospring soooooooo dry... someone send me asks pleek..

🐎 - ehm.. Dinner & Diatribes.. men get pegged.

HI HI!! (first follower haheh)

🐎 - Nobody on Wasteland Baby...I am normal about that song..IVE HAD NO LOVEL IKE YOUR LOVE (WOOOO) FROM NOBODYYY!!

💣 - My favorite bird is a Amazon Yellow-Naped Parrot (I have one actually!!) and a fact.. Female ones are actually smaller than the males!

If I recorded myself playing the clarinet (very crappily) would you guys listen.. Honest Question..

ehm yeah I have, we live near a forested area - so OF COURSE there's gonna be animals getting down and dirty in there.

I was wandering around the woods, picking flowers, when I hear this WRETCHED scream come from the woods.. instead of running away, I decided to investigate, and I saw two foxes just going AT IT. Like, completely focused, completely enthralled, completely screamy..

Never went into the woods since.

I AM TOO?? Like. I don't even KNOW this person LMFAO

LMAO SORRY ANON!!

RIGHT..

I GROM! GRR!

I AM CRYING

both..