Stanford He/him, 20+ year old man. My account has no ask game, and there is no hard limit on what you can send me. Just don't be strange in a sinister way. You can find my strawpage here. I encourage you to send things there.

I am not a roleplay account. I allow NSFW asks on my page. Be warned.

I have, yes. I think he's entertaining and a good soul.

In dreams, yes. I search for him in the woods but he never rears his ugly q-tip adjacent head around me. Strange. Maybe he's scared?

No, but I know of it. It seems interesting, but I never got into it.

I have an emergency inhaler in my bag if it's needed.

Do I need to call an ambulance?

This one is great. 9/10.

And thank god for that. I'm happy to hear that he's healthy.

The...

Could I, really?

Frunk ball sounds like a real, feasible sport.

Yes. I am incredibly bad at the game. This doesn't stop me, though.

Also a possibility... Much to consider.

Many people do not know this about me, but I'm an avid Jerma fan.

Highly likely. He's a Stan, alright.

Don't you know? Tests are a standardized practice, taken to gauge the amount of knowledge someone may have in a subject.

Yes. Any answer other than yes is a criminal offense.

Another I am unfamiliar with. Sorry.

Another solid 8 from me. Nothing beats the original, but this one is pretty decent.

This one I do not understand. Sorry, anon.

We've come full circle now, anonymous.

This one's vulgar. 7/10.

...Small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above.

We all know this is not true. That poor old coot would stress too hard and bungle it entirely. Then he'd get mad.

This one doesn't have the same ring to it as the others. I'm afraid it gets a 5/10.

This one is also pretty good. 8/10 For me.

Another very great one.

A tragic outcome in a less fortunate timeline. Let us all be happy that this isn't the case here.

Yes, and he said I had an excellent mind. It's not every day you meet your idols.

I prefer dogs, but I've owned both and enjoyed their companies the same. I am not ride-or-die for any pet species.

I was wondering where these went. My extra pair has finally been found.

I'm imagining this spray-painted onto my inbox.

This video is all over my feed lately. So glad he won the funkle bunkle.

In a way, we are all conundrums. I wouldn't be shocked.

You promise?

Likely. Lots of people have a particular shine to them.

Now this is a true terror. You're striking fear into my heart with this possibility. What do you mean I follow someone brunette?

Impossible. They don't exist. Try again.

And yet, no one is telling me. I have a shiny head to unleash my palm on.

What's the celebration about? Am I supposed to be clapping? Yay?

Interesting question. Yes, I can mew. I do not actively choose to mew, though, because I think my jawline is sufficiently sharp. Thank you for the doodle, though. ;3 To you too, anonymous. Scorbunny. This pokemon was actually my starter. I raised her to level 100, and her name was Brimstone. A very good choice. Who? I have a dome I need to slap, it seems. Not sure what this is supposed to mean, but thank you anon. Next time, I'd appreciate clarity.

Join the party.

Awake at 3 am again, cramming. I've gotten ~4 hours of sleep in 48 hours and I'm starting to hallucinate. Will update.

Occasionally I come in contact with Bills and it always makes me laugh. How many Ciphers could possibly exist in the world and why do they stick to me like magnets? Not a complaint (I am always a fan of meeting sourcemates). Just curious.

Good question. Cisgender/Heterosexual(?). Been questioning as of late but that's the verdict for now.

Here you go, Maxine. 🍫🍭🍬 Please enjoy your treat.

The franchise? It was never my personal favorite, but I appreciate the older films. The character? He's an odd one. I like seeing the many different interpretations of the guy.

Oh good morning Vivienne. Your costume (I assume you're wearing one) is incredibly well-made. 🍬🍭🍫 Treats for you.

You know the phrase "fuck it, we ball"? That's exactly how I feel. I'm rawdogging this coffee no milk and I'm seeing colors and feeling patterns.

I've been staying up for way too long. I feel like the embodiment of static on a TV. It's 3 AM. I could be a homosexual. My head hurts and I'm eating painkillers like candy. Good morning everybody.

Hold on, I'm imagining it... ... ... Yeah. That's me.

...Is what me?