Stanford He/him, 20+ year old man. My account has no ask game, and there is no hard limit on what you can send me. Just don't be strange in a sinister way. You can find my strawpage here. I encourage you to send things there.

I am not a roleplay account. I allow NSFW asks on my page. Be warned.

He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

My pick!

Thank you, anon. I'm sure you are majestic too.

This is a great question. I don't think I have a solid answer for this. I've got a thing for a someone who I think deserves everything, but a good handful of friends who I adore as well. I love a lot of people.

This is probably how my pick feels. It's just been rattling in there.

Down thar below? Lower the anchors, anonymous!

I feel like the paparazzi is hot on my tail. Please, no pictures. I'm a reserved man.

The balls, you say?

Likely thing for him to be doing.

No, but I've seen him. I know where he lives.

Hello Tyrone. Thank you for taking the time to enter my inbox.

A made-a wise guy and a capo with the Gambini. But when he found out that they’d be whackin’ uncle Cheech... He take-a the boss, he threw him from the nineteenth floor suite!

Really, where?

Oooohh...

So beautiful.

Yes. He's an interesting guy, I'll tell you that.

A deranged individual. American Psycho was a wonderful film, but my friend is way too into Patrick. Now when I see him, I think of the horrendous things she's said to me.

Are these lyrics? I don't recognize this song, I'm sorry.

I think Nikola Tesla was an incredibly intelligent man, and should be praised for his achievements that paved the way for modern society. This does not mean I have a crush on him. I promise.

Think long and hard about it, anon. It's a wonderful thing.

Stun Gun, my favorite grunkle.

Our fucked up lovechild that I keep locked in the basement because he is a disgrace. On a real note, it is a bit funny that our names both have -ford in them.

What are the demands?

Yes. They don't attract aliens like I thought they would.

I know, my inbox is pretty exciting. Such a shame I have to send this ask now.

Is Grin Stins a grinner?

On Neospring, I haven't friend requested anyone yet. My friends aren't on this site, but I've been considering asking Fiddleford to join.

Thank you. I'll wear this badge with pride and honor. I won't disappoint you, anonymous.

...Le.

Oh my god.

A little glitch never hurt anybody.

I saw your message after I sent the 101th, but I returned it just for you. Congrats Andrew. You're the 101th answer.

Well excuse you.

Now this one sounds like a cartoon titlecard.

I think this may have been sent already.

Oops. I think your message got a little corrupted there.

Highly plausible!

Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog, but little does she know, I'm a nasty dog.

This sounds like an obscure 2010's webcomic.

A yes to this one as well. I saw it with a friend and it was possibly the best choice I could have made.

Gernkel?

Yes. I also enjoyed this film. Incredibly well made and presented, I had a blast watching.

He's descending. To hell.

Yes, and I enjoyed it a lot. I have a soft spot for a franchise that can sell a good scientist character. The other two movies weren't as good of course, but I did find some charm in them too.

Incredible. Like the Parkour Civilization guy.

Get in line, anon. We've all been stabbed.

Fun fact about me, though, I have actually been stabbed before.

You're not the first person to say this, and I'm extremely flattered.

Huh. I think I saw this guy in a dream or two...

We can sit in silence, sure. It's calming, relaxing.

Football bowl! 🎉

/Blush/

I have, yes. I think he's entertaining and a good soul.