Stanford He/him, 20+ year old man. My account has no ask game, and there is no hard limit on what you can send me. Just don't be strange in a sinister way. You can find my strawpage here. I encourage you to send things there.

I am not a roleplay account. I allow NSFW asks on my page. Be warned.

Oh of course...

Welcome to the inbox, Riddler. Take a seat.

Oh, a dog. Hello dog in my inbox.

Wiff?

Oh, he's bisexual! Didn't know that.

I'm sure you do, fruit-loops.

This was the plot of that one movie, yeah?

Oh wow.

I'll have to go with either mummies or specters for this one. Both are incredibly fascinating and have variations that drastically change how they're approached and handled. Very fun study subjects.

I'm sure you do. That's why your original costume is almost entirely spandex. You've got a habit for kissin' boys.

Can't believe you're taking time out of your busy schedule to send asks to me.

Anything. Ask me a few questions if you wish. I'm an open book, for the most part. You just need to pry.

Why not? The possibilities are endless.

Yes, I have. I thought everyone had?

The real guy? In my inbox? Wow.

It's time to get off the streets, gramps. You can't be a villain if you forget to take your meds.

I could throw you several kilometers.

What about her? I don't think I've ever listened to a song by her.

In my inbox, really?

I didn't know the Joker knew that asexual people existed.

Cipher til I...?

This is a very good question. The one I found to enjoy the most was the Thunderbird, but I also found the Griffon to be fascinating. Most interesting were the sea creatures, all of them. They come in a vast array of species and I had a blast finding them all. Some are very large (think Nessie) and some are microscopic!

Here's a treat. 🍫

No, but I plan on it, some day.

This is the third time someone has said this to me. I still have not seen the source.

What's so funny in here? Got a joke book or something?

On my ford, til I...?

A little bit of algae in their tank will do the trick, yeah?

They made Joker currency? This economy really is doomed.

Occasionally I like to chat about things that aren't suited for younger ages. I allow everyone on this profile, but the warning is there in case there's something a little less tasteful on here.

Thank you for the anon extravaganza. Sorry mutuals who saw their timeline flooded for ~one hour straight.

This fucking triangle again. It's beautifully animated but I can never escape.

I would jump for the beef, and make it. I don't play games.

Crowbar is an odd name. I support you?

Yes, unfortunately.

Mysterious. Reveal your identity, Joker.

Toaster Tarts is a wonderful offbrand name. Binbows also takes the cake for me.

Oh god, that's pretty old.

He would never be. We all know that there's a fairy-like pep in his step.

I think this is just the Joker?

Yes, though it's been a while. I need to rewatch it again soon.

Are they a good source of protein? I might join you.

This is significantly more terrifying.

Right now, a burger. What I want most in general? Probably a new jacket. A nice pair of tailored gloves.

Common occurrence. I just need to spray my Jeff-Away solution and he'll run for the hills.

False. That man has never won a real event in his life.

My pick a pick.

I didn't know that babies knew about Joker, let alone cosplayed him.

Hello Sam. Welcome to the inbox. Enjoy your stay, get cozy.

There's not a good answer to this one either. I guess I would say Fiddleford right now. He's left me on read.