Stanford .
ford
He/him 20+ Author and researcher.
Cryptozoologist and "Anomaly Investigator" through dubiously moral means. Ask me anything.
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Question everything you're told.
He/him, 20+ year old man.
My account has no ask game, and there is no hard limit on what you can send me. Just don't be strange in a sinister way.
You can find my strawpage here. I encourage you to send things there.
Anonymous researcher
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fiddleford's and stanley's ship name is actually fiddlestan anon smh
It's getting heated in the Fiddleford/Stanley fandom.
Anonymous researcher
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Can you tell your brother im in love with him?
Sure. I'll let him know.
Anonymous researcher
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how does it feel to know someone named fiddleford and someone named stanley? your name is literally their ship name
It's actually pretty neat. I always told Fiddleford that it was fate that we ended up meeting because of our names, and of course, Stanley and I having similar names is because we're twins. I like to think I'm the perfect balance of the two, which is why my name is the way it is. I guess I am their ship name. I would break every bone in Stanley's body if he attempted to date Fiddleford though. He would make him worse and I can't subject Fidds to that.
Anonymous researcher
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grunkle
Which one? There are at least two.
Anonymous researcher
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grunkle ford wins the funkle bunkle
They should give me an award for this.
Anonymous researcher
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funkle bunkle wins the grunkle stunkle
I think you've swapped something there, anonymous. Unless you managed to find a timeline in which the Funkle Bunkle is the sentient one?
Anonymous researcher
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Tell me something really interesting.
If you have specific mental issues (neurodevelopmental disorders or mood disorders) you are also prone to IBS or other stomach-related issues because of how the brain connects to the stomach. They are comorbid. The gut-brain connection is an interesting one.
Anonymous researcher
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grunkle funkle wins the funkle bunkle
So glad that this is in my inbox again. A cleanser.
success!!
Success. :)
With a heavy heart, I announce that there is no way in hell my stupid ass is charming the person I'm enamored with.
Anonymous researcher
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I sent something to Edward and Kel. I'll keep the others for another time.
if u want to draw on strawpages or anything i can give u my friends x3
Send it my way. If they've got a character they enjoy or an oc/sona, I'd love to doodle that.
Done on my own can you be my grunkle cuz i dont got none
Absolutely. You're now my great-nephew Max. I'll refer to you as such if any cases arise where I need to speak about you.
Anonymous researcher
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sometimes having an anonymous inbox is a terrible idea and you get sent the worst humanity has to offer. but sometimes your inbox is entirely taken up by “grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle” and you think maybe, just maybe, the indomitable spirit of humanity will prevail
People send me the funniest anonymous asks. Some of you are incredibly created. I still think about the anon who confessed their love to me here. Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle. Perfect.
i do not want my legs to be snapped into place rn
Are you sure? Hmm.
actually i think i dont mind having broken legs ahahahaha
No no, I insist. It'll be quick and easy, albeit painful.
my leg s are broke n ........
Apologies. I'll just snap them back into place. Don't mind the pain.
Send me your Strawpages. I want to make doodles.
Anonymous researcher
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shmebulock!
Why is there a gnome in my inbox?
Anonymous researcher
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bleurghh vomits
Ugh, and I just had a janitor clean this inbox.
Hello :D
Hello there, how are you? Welcome to the inbox.
Anonymous researcher
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OKAY. FIGHT ME IN THE NEOSPRING PARKING LOT RN. - Anon who called bill a bitch
HAHA.
Anonymous researcher
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THE PIT CANT CONTAIN ME, SIXER -bill
Oh it will. I'll lock you in there like it's a safe.
Anonymous researcher
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to the anon who called me a bitch PULL UP HOE - bill
Posting so the word gets out.
Anonymous researcher
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iykyk -bill
You're getting put in the pit, Bill.
Anonymous researcher
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bill more like bitch
This is a factually correct statement.
Anonymous researcher
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oh im gonna show you a yellow shape alright -bill
...I don't like this sentence. What does this mean?
Anonymous researcher
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mY DEAL? whats YOUR deal, SIXER??? -bill
Sixer is a nickname I haven't heard in ages. My deal is that I want nothing to do with yellow geometric shapes.
Anonymous researcher
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is that a rocket launcher?
Nnnnnnoooooo. It's a very large T-shirt cannon, is all. Don't touch it please. It's still being worked on.
Anonymous researcher
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! - bill
Don't yell, I haven't done anything! What's your deal?
Anonymous researcher
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can i win the Funkle Bunkle? - Grunkle Stunkle
You can... and you will. Go get 'em, tiger.
Anonymous researcher
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can i borrow AAAA!!!!! GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!!!! YAY!!! - mabel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLITTERBOMB IN MY INBOX, AAAHHGHHHGFHGGH.
Anonymous researcher
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can i have 5 dollars? please - dipper
Sure, kid. Here you go, from Grunkle Ford.
Anonymous researcher
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CAN I STEAL 20 DOLLARS - BILL
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
happy throw maxine down the stairs tuesday
It's Thursday, but I'm alright with this. Prepare to get launched down a couple flights.
Anonymous researcher
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Can I borrow 20 dollars? - McGucket :-)
You can borrow my entire wallet, Fiddleford.
Anonymous researcher
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can i borrow 20 dollars -stan
Hello Stan. No, you may not. Freeloader.
Anonymous researcher
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ill tell you a good story! its called: gravity falls
Oh boy, I'm sat and listening. Please, go on.
Anonymous researcher
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just won the funkle bunkle !
I'm very proud of you, Stunkle.
Anonymous researcher
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hehe
Hehe, haha.
Anonymous researcher
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happy hawk tuahsday
This is the worst anon I have received yet.
Anonymous researcher
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what is the anonymous icon... like is it a gold bar. hello. im a gold bar! ahaha
It is a gold bar. Observant.
Anonymous researcher
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Omega Bill: NOOOOO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!! The seven Grunkle Stunkle's:
Damn it, I just saw this video before opening this.
happy birthday doctor guy
To me? My birthday is in June, but thank you for the wishes nonetheless.
How's an otter fursona sound, everyone?
There comes a time in every man's life where he must consider what animal he'd be if he were a furry. I need some help.
Anonymous researcher
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do you
Only sometimes.
i draw on ur strawpage :3
This is possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Thank you so much. I'm going to cherish it forever and ever. It's me and it's so adorable.