‿ im dave ㅤ 18 ㅤ ⁔
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‿ infp ㅤ9w8 ㅤㅤ⁔ㅤㅤㅤask me something and be fucking creative about it goddamn it
also do you participate in jaundice january? i'm looking for a pal this year.
you should star in a movie about yourself but every single character besides you is played by you, the actor.
you kind of remind me of a duck breeder. you have the facial shape of someone who raises waterfowl. do you plan on this any time soon?
you best share some of ye gold with me.
how big is your bounty from last week's ship plunder?
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why are you participating in this terrible horseshit
besides being pregnant do you have any other hobbies? something cool like duck breeding?
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get preggo pls
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Are you on birth control
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thoughts on dr pepper
"I WONT BE SOON" IS OMINOUS. IS A MAD SCIENTIST GOING TO STITCH YOUR BODY TO ANOTHER? WILL YOU BECOME CONJOINED AND YOU'RE COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THERES A COUNTDOWN TO YOU GETTING A FUCKING MATESPRIT.
Why do you hate fun and whimsy?
See my pinky see my thumb... see my FIST. You better run.
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i'm sorry i asked i just really like u (plz dont post this i just wanted u to know)
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fuck ok.
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what why
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are u single
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i miss my wife.
you dont need to ask this anonymously i know who you are. youll see him soon dont worry. anyway today is my day to fuck around so youll have to wait sorry. if i am wrong im gonna look so fucking stupid but i am pretty sure im not wrong so that isnt something i need to worry about ok john
are people being freaks in your inbox again? anyways, here's my question: what food would you eat for breakfast daily if you could?
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i do not want to ask you about your balls
hope that's okay
Real question: favorite animal also what side do you put the toliet paper: forward or backwards?
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why
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do it jiggle
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hello there dave. do you like cheesecake?
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Os you the of the of the what?
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opinion on uhh milk
Huzzahhh!!!
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do it jiggle
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Do you got that Fanta in your system?
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Do you ever get hungry?
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whats your serious opinion on furries?
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When using air hand driers in public restrooms, do you rub your hands like shown in the instructions or hold your hands still?
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how do u tie ur shoes do u use the bunny ears or do you tie them like a normal well-adjusted person?
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Really? Really? For real?
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are you ever scared that one of your many internet fans is going to track you down and camp out on your lawn to watch you all day?
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do you like buffalo wings
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What events do you speculate would have had to occur at your birth to make you such an amazing and unique individual?
WHY DID SOMEONE ASK IF YOU WERE TRANS THATS A STRANGE ASS FUCKING QUESTION.
One MILLION beers or yaoi?
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poop
YOU.
Piss in the sink or shit in the shower?
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are you trans
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Hey cool guy. You seem really cool. >:3 (Do you want cheese cake factory?)
Dandys world?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81vEpsK/
This is why im having relations with your bro.
Thats it im cancelling you on sparkler.
will you take me out to whole foods because youre in charge of me for the day and thenw e go to the salad bar and youre gonna get me a salad and i will sit by the window and eat the salad and then you will take me home and tickle me on the bed and i will pee myself i will not remember for 8 yesrs