maxine / harvey ❀

residentevil

he/they
tell me anything pls i want friendship

strawpage over here!!


with your consenting mind,


Thought I could do one of these qotd things since they looked fun..

01: What is your favorite character and why? Yap as much as you want about them! 🌱

i dont think i have much of an all time character. when i think of characters i rlly like i think of doug, clint, and edward... so i guess ill explain why i like each of them a bit?

doug... i cant rlly explain well. i used to REALLY hate him and constantly think abt how much i hated him. i hated him so much it circled into liking him and now hes my most beloved character ever its actually rlly funny

clint... ive always liked horror game protags the most in games. the protag going through all those horrible things, and i play as him, i cant help but start liking him. i like how well he portrays the themes of the game. how he wants to help amelea but sacrifices others in the way. how he ends up picking the selfish choice because hes just human. its the guilt that gets me, similarly with doug

edward... how can you not liek him? hes so fucking funny RIDDLER 4LIFE!!!! i dont even have to say anything i did not name my nekoweb site after riddler for no reason. i love you riddler best batman villain

it’s favorite song monday share your favorite song(s)

out of touch by daryl hall n john oates, i think i like it when it rains by willis, little person by matt maltese, starman by david bowie, jeremy by pearl jam, up to no good by the hoosiers, weight of the world by shayfer james, harvey by hers, via lactea by zoe....... i think thats all ive been listening to lately.

i actually use neospring significantly more than restrospring. but then again i didnt follow anyone there and im following like a 100 ppl here

someone date me already im so bored

give me your hand in marriage, my muse, for in your voice ive found a love that poets could only dream of. with every word, you paint my world in colors i never knew existed, and in your face, i see the reflection of eternity. together, we will write a story that even the stars will envy- a love that transcends time. will you take my hand, till death do us part?

friendship is hard bc i get obsessed and then im like "i should date them" like no shut up idiot

I CRAVE FOR MORE OC LORE. SERVE NOW.

ok but should i talk abt coals family, or talk abt some other oc i have. most of them r wttg fandom but not all so theyll be related anyway

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Boooh.. I'm a ghost I demand ⚠️πŸ§ͺ

fun fact abt me i can only wink from my left eye

one of my ocs... my main oc is coal westwood. hes on my toyhouse all of them are... he has his own tag on my tumblr too

hes a welcome to the game. dead signal. scrutinized... theyre in the same unvierse so yk hes a fandom oc for that

hes a former famous actor that kind of slowly had a descend from nice guy to manipulative douchebag. it all ends with him abandoning his wife and child with stolen money and joining the noir due to being manipulated by adam.

he thinks everyones inferior to him but is also pretty insecure. he just gets worse and worse with time and even though he could change he believes hes "beyond saving". even then hes extremely guilt ridden but thanks to adam he doesnt rlly improve

more misc info hes 34, heteroflexible, white, 5'9, and loves tiramisu. and i hate him.
heres some art

I AM IN!!! ACHILLEANS WITH YOU ❀️❀️

AH IM SORRY FOR FLRITING WITH U WONT HAPPEN AGAIN GANG MUCH LOVE

HAJKDWHWJ ITS OK DW TOO MUCH. I dont mind it THAAAT much just not constant but YA

ok i feel like i should state this now rather than later im cool with sex jokes but pleaase control urselves pls. and dont flirt w me or i will kms slash SERIOUS !!! (no like genuinely)

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❓ what about me am i not ur wife ://

it my husband… hehhh hey πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

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reminder to make your neosprings easy to read and accessible for all users (❁´◑`❁)

HELP SORRY FOR NOT SAYING THIS ON MY MAIN ACC BUT I LOVE YOUR NEW THEEM

THANK Y SO MUCHHH!!!! IM SO GLAD

ok fun fact abt me.... im probably objectum

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Favorite resi character?

ethan my #1 for lifeeeeee.... rose and mia i love furever... sherry literally my everything...... leon the ever....... ada saved me from suicide..... claire saved me from burning in hell......... idk i like them all of em

idc if the pfp doesnt go with the theme i make the rules

i wish i was allowed to NOT have a header on this site bc im lazy to make one and my current one is so zoomed it looks like..... blurry.......

im more active on discord then this site, do u have discord?? :3o

YESYEYS HOLD ON let me add u.......

NEW THEME DROPPED WHAT DO WE THINK CHAT?

chat do i retheme. im feeling the red but also no

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⚠️!!

i was in a commercial for fries when i was a kid......

i have added a gallery page to my strawpage to add like. every gimmick drawing ppl send me... and display it to the world...

i finally made a strawpage.... gu ys.... CAN SOMEONE DRAW IN IT PLEAAAAAAA https://batmax.straw.page

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DARK DECEPTION!!! ok damn asking for a yapathon aight lets see...

fun fact abt me... stuff with gluten in it makes my stomach hurt so bad !!!

smthing abt one of my faves... tyler from crime scene cleaner started doing sudoku before he died (recommended by his therapist) :3!!

and something about my BELOVED WIFE.... my wifes is doug houser dark deception real and fun fact but i have his name as an url in listography, prns.cc, strawpage, carrd, rentry, and sntry. i heart doug houser hes MINE!!!!!!!!!! FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

ppl who put aesthetics over accesibility i do not like

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question 23 : do u selfship + if not Why

i realized being referred to as an android (like the robots, think detroit become human) makes me kinda happy but that makes me feel cringe... what do i do... and what does this even mean? why do i like it?? help

can i be honest for a sec? nikocado avocado's new video with the giant monologue is lowkey giving batman villain. "two steps ahead. i am always two steps ahead" ok dude gotham base tour when

im gonna be honest ive never used rentry in my life so i know nothing abt it so everytime i see anyone post about it they look insane to me. like what....... are you talking about........

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πŸ¦‡i need to hear about batman

ok this time im gonna talk abt THE RIDDLER!!!!!!!!!!! because hes my favorite batman villain, and OBVIOUSLY hes a main character in fatal fears.

there is TWO RIDDLERS in fatal fears.

the first is edward nygma. orange hair, flashy green suit, bowler hat and cane, question marks everywhere. your classic riddler, wants to outwit the bat. hes the father of eveline nygma. (thats the name of enigma in this au)

hes around the same age as bruce, doesnt really blame him for causing the apocalypse because he insists it must be something else. due to being a similar age to bruce, he got eveline pretty young. so its like a clem and aj situation

he starts off veryy riddlery, but gets reformed and goes from villain to hero because he doesnt want eveline to be coo coo crazy. detective riddler arc!!... not really. the name riddler gets abandoned so hes just eddie

and thats when the second riddler comes in!! edelle nashton. edelle nashton is inspired by the riddler from batman 2022. shes a girl with brown hair, wears darker clothes, etc. she doesnt really care about riddles that much, but shes a copycat killer. aka modeled and inspired by the original riddler.

you can tell its her crimes because instead of planning elaborate puzzles with a few uh.. necessary kills.... she just goes straight for the kill and then leaves her little clues behind.

edelle instead goes through a fake hero to villain arc. shes always the villain, but bridget (or bruce whatever name you like) doesnt realize it until later. shes slightly younger than bridget.

edelle accompanies bridget through most of her adventure when shes in hiding, before bridget becomes the batman. edelle wants to kill bridget, because she figured out bridget is bruce, and blames her for the apocalypse. bridget doesnt really notice. not because shes dumb, she just hasnt interacted with a lot of people yet.

edelle and edward are not related, nor do the ever meet. she just kinda knows the name riddler, and edward is mad someone is "doing a shitty imitation of him" but is preoccupied with other things.

as for eveline she isnt really a riddler. she wants to be his sidekick for a bit as enigma but edward is like "NO!!!!!!!" so he stops being the riddler and she stops caring about it

arkham knight riddler has my soul... literally the humanization of the word freak

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QOTD!
what did you think of the minecraft movie trailer?

it couldve been SO MUCH BETTER if it was just ANIMATED!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH

πœ—π’ž π“ŽŸ QOTD βœ‰οΈ π“ˆ’

if you had the chance to change one thing in your life, what would you change?

id make myself insanely good at math

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β € β €β €β€ΏοΈ΅  Hello Everyone! ☁️ β€Ώ I’m here to spread this yet again, as I have done on my other socials… Please spread this as much as you can! Please do not forget about it! πŸ€πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ https://rentry.co/yabujin

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TELLTALE TWD MENTION IN YOUR CARRD (PFP + FANDOMS SAYING TWD) OMFG

I LOVE TWD ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAME. CLEMENTINE AND VIOLET HAVE MY SOUL AND DUCK IS MY SON REAL
i love all of telltales games in general though

okay if you want to like reach me in anyway.... my carrd and website are linked in my bio. but for more specifics, im most likely to answer dms on my instagram and discord. (feel free to add me on disc i gen dont mind)

im trying to not be active on twitter anymore bc fuck that app. i post all my art on tumblr but thats the only real reason i log on so i dont have notifs on, but i guess if you wanna see art you can go there?

and other socials i have are my toyhouse, prns.cc, letterboxd, pinterest, backloggd, etc etc etc. ok bye

i shall talk to you about my sona and doug. bc its one of the few selfships i have a sona for. i have 2 other sonas w like. more stuff, and 3 sonas that r just kind of designs

so doug is w my oc who was originally called william but is now called harvey like me... which is funny bc now hes harvey houser. HH

him and doug r kind of an enemies to lovers dynamic? not rlly. doug is a serious and quiet ASSHOLE!!! trynna repent for what he did. and harvey is lowkey a mad scientist who doesnt regret anything. he follows doug around like a leech bc he doesnt want to be alone (doug lets him bc he also cant be alone. the hallucinations)

so its like doug says he hates him, but he really doesnt. and harvey probably bites doug

heres some art of them!!!

HII UR ACC IS PRETTY also ❓ :3

THANK YOU URS LOOKS SOO GOOD im living the purples...

my wife. i have actually more than one wife I HEART SELFSHIPPING.

my most like dedicated selfship is to doug were lowkey married been married since 19/7/23 (would be longer if i knew what selfship was before </333 SIGH) and i have a yume twitter acc that has his name as the tag.... anyway i heart doug a lot and im pretty sure im his only fan bc i think everyone else. hates him (wich i understand he sucks so bad)

a wife i recently got a crush on was tyler from crime scene cleaner and it sucks rlly bad bc SPOILERS FOR CSC I GUESS. its a recent game he died and i feel so sad. WHY!!! he did no wrong. except be a criminal maybe

its rlly funny bc i got giddy over him rlly fast he like introduces u to the whole thing and sends u emails thru the game being a dummy. and then he dies. WHICH BTW HE DIES FOR LIKE NO GOOD REASON BIG JIM CRAZYY

rest in piece tyler i heart u

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πŸ¦‡ :3

this is the second ask abt the batman au so THIS TIEMM im gonna talk a bit abt bruce ol wayne

so bruce in the au is actuall RLLY YOUNG!!!! his parents died when he was 8 (same way as normal batman yk w the alley) except they turned into zombies like right after. and bruce saw it happen btw... so the FIRST EVER ZOMBIES in the au where bruces parents.

it quickly became chaos and zombies everywhere and death and pain. bc bruces parents were the first zombies the majority of gotham blames bruce for the apocalypse (HE WAS 8 LEAVE HIM ALONE)

anyway in the CURRENT time of the au, bruce is 18. so its been 10 years of apocalypse for him and he was a kid through most of it. because hes 18 he isnt really batman batman (like gadgets and suit and the like)... but he also is batman just on a more... idk how to explain it. diy way?? LMAO

because most of gotham hates bruce, he changed his name to bridget and has like long hair and such. yeah they dont recognize him bc last time gothamites saw him he was 8. also fun fact bridget has hypotropia AND that eye is completely blind. it happened when his parents turned to zombies...

also i know i keep referring to him w he/him pronouns but bruce in this au is bigender he/she. i just like sticking to one pronoun for like. a whole text bc its easier for me to understand LOL

anyway uhm yaaa. other stuff abt bruce... he doesnt rlly have robins bc hes like too young i fear but there is a father-kid relationship focus w edward and his daughter eveline so,,,,

bruce has alfred to keep him company for the first few years, then he has harvey (but he ends up as two-face anyway), and then he sticks with edelle once he turns 18 (edelle wants him dead but he doesnt rlly know that)

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