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th1rdeyes

the real guy from the fics on ao3 and horrible tweets on twitter


for the love of god be nice to me please

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i’m an unmovable object yes i do want to know

it involves crying and being in the middle of the living room doing things inappropriate for the middle of the living room

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now comes the question of how does lyb match their freak

I don’t think u wanna know.

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do the puppies have set owners or are they free range. what’s their favorite thing about each owner if they’re one big happy puppy pile

free range! they all participate in training to make good habits but chngbn and jngn handle most of the disciplining, only chngbn initially but jngn proved to be pretty good at it. mnho is surprisingly indulgent so chn loves that abt him. with sngmn its a little different, but he appreicates it for the same reasons. he's the soft one. not necessarily cuddly but gentle. happy to entertain their games as long as they're happy hynjn is good for quiet time. he's ready to he squished under a puppy for hours or sit with one or both of their heads in his lap when they're tired or out of energy and if they're being suspiciously quiet and nothing is being wrecked they're probably asleep in his room jsng is the most tolerant to the licking so he skyrockets to the top of chn's list. and sngmn likes fucking him and making him bark to fuck with his head. so for chn its the easy affection and for sngmn it's that he's an easy target for psychological dog torture sngmn's favourite part abt chngbn is the getting manhandled part. and it's the same for chn but he won't admit it if they need someone to match their freak. yngbk! jngn feeds chn off the table but not sngmn, but he does like sngmn chew on his fingers when he needs something in his mouth, so sngmn lets it slide

#puppies!
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what are the puppies favorite form of play question mark

hmm in what way do u mean this. like in a lets play fetch way or an breath play way. bc the answer to both is chn

#puppies!
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who has a biting problem! who has a peeing problem 🤔 do they get into the trash like little shits 😒

genuinely a fucking hilarious way to word this i laughed out loud

sngmn has a biting problem bc he's feral. and he bites hard. like teeth shaped bruises/draws blood hard. so he often gets the muzzle or this rlly obnoxious squeaky toy gag, and they have to fuck him face down or he will try and bite. mnho is weirdly into it so he'll just deal with the bites but also he thinks its a shame for all of sngmn's lovely sounds to be muffled by the pillow when they shove his face into it. if anyone is getting into trash it's him but in a very dignified way

chn really just enjoys being a good boy and he takes pride in it and being the good dog so when he acts up its not for attention like sngmn, it's bc he needs to put in his place but doesn't know better how to ask for it. he'll play a little too rough or knock things down or growl, and he'll get into people's clothes and throw shit around and just generally make a horrible mess if he's unsupervised for even a minute and and that's how they know he needs to be taken care of.

no one has a peeing problem bc i'm not into that but if someone had to have one. lets say his name rhymes with pisstopher

#puppies!
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hey ash im giving you a kiss on the forehead

hi cutie i'm kissing u back tenderly... what are we btw ahah xx

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do puppies sevngchn have humping problems 🥺 do they get a little excited and don’t even notice until they accidentally brush up against something then whine pathetically bc of sensitivity 🥺 are they so needy it’s adorable 🥺

Yes yes and yes. Chn is the worst for it because it doesn’t take a lot for him to get hard…. he just gets so excited and he’s having so much fun playing and then he pounces on whoever his playmate is and then he realises, and it’s so overstimulating, and it feels so nice so he just has to rub and he’s so cute and hiccupy that no one really gets mad about it

Sngmn can often be found getting off the furniture but he’s shy, if they catch him or walk in on him he freezes up and starts whining and they have him to help him finish with some nice guiding hands

#puppies!
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puppy chnnie surprise licking puppy sevngmn and he pretends to hate it but chn knows he’s faking so he’s always puppy lick love bombing him bc he knows if sevngmn really hated it he would’ve growled and nipped at him but he’s never done that when he licks and chn is so overjoyed another puppy doesn’t mind it when he’s just trying to show love

Sngmn whining and tossing his head but he’s making no effort to get away, if anything he’s craning his neck back so Chnnie has more real estate… Chnnie always so gleeful when he pounces on him and sees Sngmn wriggling in excitement because he’s figured out Chn’s tells on when he’s about to jump him and he doesn’t try to run. The first time Sngmn shyly licks him and initates Chn is so happy!! Because this how he shows affection and now Sngmn is doing it too!!!

#puppies!
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PUPPIES SEVNGCHNNN channie is such a good boy are him and seungmin gonna have a playdate 🥺

YESSS THEY AREEEEE… they’re gonna have a play date bc they deserve it…. Chngbn is keeping an eye on them to make sure they don’t play too rough cause sometimes Sngmnnie gets a little too excited…. but he knows they’re both good boys

#puppies!
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McFly. Access granted. Auto sequence start. Now downloading....done. Danny, Harry, Tom, and Dougie. Welcome to your mission...

So crazy u say this bc I’ve heard that heard that girls are from Venus and that guys are from Mars but in the end they all leave us once they've destroyed your heart. Controversial?

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puppy sevngchn are so important to me actually. I need them rolling and play fighting around the floor. I need chn to let sevngmn pin him down and roll him over a little even if it's just to then surprise him and take over again. I need him to teach pup sevngmn how to be a good and polite dog. I also need him to play bite him a little too hard and for pup sevngmn to whine as if in terrible pain but actually it's a ploy to get chn worried and then attack, big smile and tail wagging. god I am very insane about this please. oh this is amo btw

YOURE SOOOO RIGHT. Sngmn likes to play at being a little wild sometimes so he really needs a lot of training bc Chn doesn’t want him to get punished for misbehaving (even tho he thinks maybe Sngmn likes it a little) but Chn is more than happy to help him out… when to beg and how to do it best, who has the lowest tolerance for bad behaviour…. how to play nicely, not too intense, but Chn can take it if they get a little rough sometimes so he should save it for him…. Sometimes Chn thinks Sngmn isn’t really listening but that’s okay Chn can teach him as many times he needs until it takes and if Sngmn learns best thru punishment… well… what else can Chn do? He’s a good boy, they’ll be so proud when they see how helpful he can be <33

Also “This is amo” u mean AMORE…. mi amore… hey cutie

#puppies!
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sngbn tiktok just for you

When I saw it I made a horrid little noise out loud on the train and started shaking like a chihuahua I can’t believe they were touching and looking each other in the eye I can’t believe they know each other

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do you have any advice on writing Australian AUs? stuff you wish people know or wrote or did better on 🙈

I’m not rlly sure! I would say keep in mind the fact the country is incredibly diverse and multi-cultural. We swear a lot. Christmas is hot as fuck. The Parramatta Eels are a shit team but you root for them anyway. I do think if you’re going to the effort to set in particular places you should look into the Indigenous land name and what mob it belongs to and maybe try to learn a little bit about Aboriginal people in Australia! Like for instance Sydney city is on Gadigal land, and Flx and Chn grew up on Dharug land which is the same as me! It’s a very very big territory home to a lot of clans.

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I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS THING WORKS BUT I HAVE THINGS TO SAY! SO! soooo soooooooo imagine this with me Jsvngie and imie but make it Alpha jsvng and omega imie! BUT! They both represented late AAAANNNNNDDD they both represented as the opposite of what society expected them to :D And both ain't quite happy with themselves cause at a certain level both of their omega and alpha were repressed in a way Because js is a big feeler, aware of the emotional state of others, sensitive, ready to do so much to make everyone happy and content, he was always expected to represent as an omega but really he just grew up in an environment that demanded him to become a people pleaser to survive Where as jj was always expected to be... Okay, like yeah he can handle himself, he doesn't need much attention, he probably hates attention but that's bs! Yes he is independent, emotionally stable, rooted, strong, blah blah blah but that is just that In reality he grew up in an environment where he was expected to need no help (again toxic bs)

So! Now back to the story We have this confused and frustrated duo that meets at a really rough time in their lives but somehow they're on the two opposite ends of a really stupid spectrum that society totally made up that is bs But because they are extremes they can teach each other and us the readers two extremely different ways to view the world like society, responsibilities, identity, gender etc And in the end of the day we conclude that gender ain't real and society sucks and individuals shouldn't let themselves be cookiecutted by its stupid expectations :]

I think you're the perfect person to discuss this :]

oh this is such a lovely concept thank you for entrusting me with it... i do love the idea of jngn and jsng presenting against what may have been socially expected of them and meeting each other and seeing that frustration mirrored it would be so relieving... as they grow closer and develop feelings for each other they'd realise how how well they compliment each other, that they don't have to act as they're "supposed to", that they can be themselves fully! less apologising for how they act and being on guard expecting criticism once ppl clock their scents. and even nicer there would be no shame in indulging in their more instinct-based behaviours with each other bc they wouldn't feel like people are judging them for it after standing up for their individuality... jngn would be comfortable nesting around jsng instead of repressing the urge bc he thinks he can't act too much like an omega or ppl won't take him seriously, and jsng doesn't much mind they way his alpha makes him feel as much because he knows jngn likes him as a person first and foremost, not for his designation, and they can both outgrow their own internalized toxicity... jsng can still be soft and considerate, he doesn't have to be a hard ass now just because he's got a knot, and jngn can still be independent and not desperate for skinship the way he's now suddenly expected to be as an omega BUT. but he's still allowed to ask for help and not have to shut himself out... they're just themselves! no way they HAVE to act! they don't mind existing outside the societal binary of alpha/omega bc they're doing it together <33

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omega imie? ome,ga imie?? um.. omega imje? 🫣🥺👉👈

OMEGA IMIE!!! My sweet purring chirpy baby omega Imie… literally cannot stop making sounds. He finds it kind of embarrassing but everyone else finds it horribly endearing… purring while he’s taken care of through his heat, kneading away at whoever is closest, hiccupy little chirrups everytime he comes….

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hi☺️absolutely love all your works, but wanted to discuss "habits" specifically! the scene where Jisung admits he is stuck... I've read the fic a while ago but this part still comes up in my mind all the time...you've managed to capture the experience perfectly. it was amazing to be so suddenly and so fully understood. thank you for writing and sharing, and making me feel less alone🤍

ahhhh thank you!! thank you lots!! Habits is really special to me bc I wrote it after I also got stuck so that means a lot to me that you felt seen in it… you’re definitely not alone 🫶 tysm for taking the time to let me know!!! I appreciate it so much

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If you could have any group back (kpop or not), but instead 5kz never existed, which one would it be?

Oh man. MAN. Okay I guess if they never existed then I wouldn’t know I was missing out but what would happen to them… do I really want to be responsible for Chris never achieving his dream even hypothetically. Can I really tear a family apart. There are so many people I wouldn’t meet too. Oh god the question wasn’t this deep

can my answer be superm

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aur my god.. yap about the puppies!! how are they!!

I’ve just come to the terrifying realisation I have no idea if you mean the puppies as in sevngchn or the puppies as in my actual dogs so I am going to reply as if you mean both.

Real Dogs: they’re doing so good! Peppa has figured out I get home around 7pm now with my new job so she gets up and starts waiting at the door for me to come home and immediately administer cuddles… she’s so cute she just slams the top of her head flat into ur shin and that’s how she hugs. And Lolly (very lanky dog, dead silent and pitch black, terrifying in the dark when a sock comes floating towards you from the shadows) has figured out how to jump off the wall into the dining table. Very smart, very evil. She looks like a little sheep right now. Terror of the house whenever she’s here but I love her. She acts like she’s possessed with how much she shakes its just cause she gets so excited. When she’s over next I’ll post more photos she just got a new harness very demure very mindful

Sevngchn: BRO BIRTHDAY PUPPY PLAY DATE…. Chn woken up with kisses and cuddles…. taken out for breakfast (even though it’s closer to lunch) and spoiled by his dongsaengs on the one day he isn’t allowed to refuse them… plenty of headpats and skinship and he so pleased <33 so loved <33 his dessert is puppy sngmn prepped and ready for him so they can play together uninterrupted <33

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the 2048 character limit so real.... anyways how are you doing today my beloved. good morning btw. - ur fave dogboy

HELLO BABY!! CUTIE!!! I’m good I’m on the train to work looking at photos of chn <33 what are u doinngggg and why didn’t u invite me

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now this is super cool !! i love the theme

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Thank you!! It reminds me of formatting a tumblr blog

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