genuinely a fucking hilarious way to word this i laughed out loud

sngmn has a biting problem bc he's feral. and he bites hard. like teeth shaped bruises/draws blood hard. so he often gets the muzzle or this rlly obnoxious squeaky toy gag, and they have to fuck him face down or he will try and bite. mnho is weirdly into it so he'll just deal with the bites but also he thinks its a shame for all of sngmn's lovely sounds to be muffled by the pillow when they shove his face into it. if anyone is getting into trash it's him but in a very dignified way

chn really just enjoys being a good boy and he takes pride in it and being the good dog so when he acts up its not for attention like sngmn, it's bc he needs to put in his place but doesn't know better how to ask for it. he'll play a little too rough or knock things down or growl, and he'll get into people's clothes and throw shit around and just generally make a horrible mess if he's unsupervised for even a minute and and that's how they know he needs to be taken care of.

no one has a peeing problem bc i'm not into that but if someone had to have one. lets say his name rhymes with pisstopher