Alexandre the tindered

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THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COOK #CANCELHIM

I CAN EXPLAIN

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Lovely person 𖹭 1726840587504

There’s this one boy that I love. His name is isa for starters, me and him has been talking for MONTHS on end. We says “I love you” to each other and yada yada. But still we are not dating

AINT NO FUCKING WAY. I know who this is 😭

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When someone confess srs they're love in the confessionary I'm changing my theme into a pink one

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Why the fuck is the sun orange

HOW DARE YOU! I'M TAKING THIS TO TWITTER! YOU CALLED ME . . YOU CALLED ME . . STINKY!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TAKE SHOWERS EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU STINKY BABY. POOPY BABY MAN STINKY STINKY!!

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Hi can yall act like I'm getting canceled, it would be funny if you guys all canceled me for being dumb so like 😭😭😭 make exposes of me idk not knowing math or smth

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Need to retheme again but I need to study for exams, the subject is about europe, uuugh I hate European country's THEYRE SO MESSY WHEN IT COMES TO ORGANIZING THEYRE COUNTRYS

my own confession again teheey

I have beef with 0 reasons only with friends, like YES IM HAVING BEEF WITH @veritas FOR SENDING ME PURPLE EMOJI HEARTS (count your days)

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sex sex sex sex sex

YEAAAH 🤤

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IM NWVER MAKING LINKS ABOUT CAKE ANYMORE YALL CAN MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT

Lovely person 𖹭 1726818425981

hey dude how does the american flag look like again

IM CRYING. red white and blue partner (I'm not even american)

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Snoopy cake 🤤

oliver 1726786094320

New graphic who gaf

STOP. IT LOOKS PRETTY IM JEALOUS 😭

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Sure

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it stinks in here can u put an air freshener in here

Why not

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They will never make me hate you fremis_9

maxine / ethan 1726796627696

sbb bsbsjk otters

I always say some fun facts about otters, so let's talk about something more not fun In June 2013 there was a research on the national whale museum revealing that one quarter of sea otter had the parasite Ixodes hexagonus. And it sounds ironic because you usually see these parasites in dogs, but not sea animals (it's like those bugs that get in street animals.. that shit is horrific to see). But for the people that think is not a big problem, it can cause lyme disease, anaplasmosis, babesiosis, Borrelia miyamotoi disease, Powassan virus disease, and ehrlichiosis. So yes, sea animals CAN have the same parasite as non water related animals (I mean that mostly happens because otters have thick fur so eh)

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QTF I JUST WOKE UP BY SCREAMING. I'm not sleeping tonight

Sigh gonna make my own confession

The reason I can't date people is because I adore children. "Oh what do you mean by that" I want to be a father so bad, I want to have my own child and take care of them. Hell last year I had a side job as a baby sitter because of it, I had to leave because of school. Most of my partners never really wanted to have a child, my last one said "i don't like children", I mean that's when I realized I couldn't stay with them any longer. But really, I can't DATE ANYONE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE A CHILD. CAN YALL STOP HATING KIDS??? THEYRE ADORABLE

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I just realized I maybe have a hyperfixation over music

Check TikTok 🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥

I'm in class 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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how school expect me to know what is the triangles name for x² ÷ b. 25 - 4x (idk what is a square rot)

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What if I leave the vampire gang

Lovely person 𖹭 1726763613973

The club isn't the best place to find a lover So the bar is where I go Me and my friends at the table doing shots Drinking fast and then we talk slow Come over and start up a conversation with just me And trust me I'll give it a chance now Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come, come on now, follow my lead I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body And last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body (Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) I'm in love with your body (Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) I'm in love with your body (Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you One week in we let the story begin We're going out on our first date You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour And how your family is doing okay And leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come, come on now, follow my lead I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body And last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body (Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) I'm in love with your b

I HATE YOU SO MUCH 😭 (I'm crying WHAT)

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Neptune . 1726760167404

OOMF QUICK MIKU OR TSUKASA YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW WHO JUST PICK ONE // not confess obvi

TSUKASA I LOVE HIM

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