send shit
would it be an insult to you if we insinuated that you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
god stop asking this
That's a lie.
it is not
All you do is lie, especially to me.
ive never lied in my entire life
You need a stern talking to then, young man.
its not possible that youre getting all these untrue factoids from me because i have never said anything about anything ever
You have had dreams with me in them.
where are you getting this info from i think someone needs to give them a stern talking to about misinformation
You are in love with me.
keep dreaming dude
Says you, to me.
ive said nothing of the sort to anyone
You're a homosexual.
says who
I don't appreciate homosexuals thinking they can talk to me like that.
good thing im not a homosexual then
I love you.
i dont appreciate homosexuals in my inbox
Public fucking humiliation.
thats what you get
Please ignore those.
its a little late for that
I love you.
queer
Sugoi. How ironic. Totally a joke.
im loading a gun rn
You love my feet, Dave.
no the fuck i do not
You like my feet.
no i do not
Do you like my foot.
please have mercy
I still have my other leg.
you need that to stand up
Alive and kickin'.
i wouldnt be too sure about the kicking part. didnt you just get an arrow to the knee
...until I took an arrow to the knee.
and then you died
I used to be gay...
but then something wild and crazy happened
With what.
i was thinking something along the lines of a bow and arrow maybe
You wouldn't shoot me.
not with bullets no
My hallucinations are normal and I don't need a doctor.
i dont believe you
Tch. I will be the most kawaii man in your inbox.
My hallucinations are normal.
no they are not
What if I went real queer. What if I started saying cutesy shit.
my asks are a strictly sugoi-free zone
My hallucinations are only paranoid.
i dont think you should be having any sort of hallucinations please see a doctor
I have seen photos.
i think you may be experiencing some form of visual hallucinations
Putting on a skirt for another dude is gay.
i have no idea what you could possibly be referring to
Not what you said last night.
i said absolutely nothing last night you are fucking delusional
You tested the waters?
testing the waters is also gay and that would make me gay man. i dont like men ok
Who gives a shit.
me i give a shit about being a hetero straight male
Keep the socks off.
oh you WANT it to be gay? thats gay
Kiss me.
sorry i cant find my socks anywhere youre gonna have to wait
Can I turn on notifications for you? Need to stalk you efficiently.
why do you need to ask me
hi whoever you are i don’t know !!! 😀😀
hey
whao durnk
fossikizzed Sorp durnk
How in the grand hell am I a faggot. Tell me you love me.
youre begging me to be gay
You're a faggot. Tell me you love me.
im not the faggot here
I'm not a fag. Tell me you love me.
you are a fucking faggot
absolute freakfest happening in my timeline. came here to ask if you had a favorite film?
whoops my bad dogg. anyway not really i dont watch a lot of movies
Loser.
fag
It's a little good.
i do not wanna hear about goddamn yansim
Just downloaded Yandere Simulator.
oh jesus christ that fucking game dont even
Worth it. I'd huff that shit like paint thinner.
i dont know you seem unemployed to me
Mail me your underwear.
youre gonna have to pay for the shipping costs
Open the door.
open it yourself
I'm not gay.
neither am i
Touch my dick.
thats a little difficult to do behind a door but its not like that matters cause im not even gay