fuck if i know. who actually scrolls on this site anyway thats kind of loser activity

i am pretty sure most people think it already is

i dont appreciate gay men in my inbox

youre clearly lying why havent you opened the door yet

i dunno have you gotten past the obstacle course yet. once you pass the trials its fair fuckin game

depends

yeah i know im pretty entertaining to be around

i wondered how long it would take to get this line that was pretty fucking fast

this is the faggiest fucking behavior i have ever seen

are you waiting for me to count you down or something

sure

yeah totally

are you sure about that

are you sure

im not sure i believe you

thats for you to decide

what lies

yes sir

who the hell are you

are you saying you cant survive the axes

ok liberal

how do i know youre not gonna perform any illegal transgender surgeries on me

you havent solved any of my riddles. dont even get me started on the deadly contraptions that have yet to brutally axe murder you

youre a sensitive snowflake from the woke left

i can hear you just fine along with the sweet beautiful sounds of "i forgot how to imagine things"

was it locked or something whats stopping you from just appearing in front of me. it seems ive caught you in your web of lies you dirty liberal

are you still outside my door

they kill the beaver and scrape out all the gooey vanilla flavor from their weird beaver asshole glands and then they put it in your food

hey did you know that some vanilla flavorings come from beaver assholes

hmmmmm

is it really stalking if i can clearly hear your heavy breathing outside my door

ill consider it

hm i think i might need a little more convincing than that

why are you popping boners on my lawn

howd you get in my house man this plot is shaping up to be thicker than a bitch on a pole

i seriously doubt that

furries?

hey can you stop salivating all over my window i just cleaned it yesterday

so whats it like outside my window

are sphinxes not already sexy

the term i prefer to use is "straight male"

no im dave

is the sphinx ruse a distaction

no im not the one whos supposed to be solving things come on

i feel like this is implying something other than the fact that im sexy and im not sure what it is

i dont think i care for your tone

dont let my complete lack of clothing fool you

you have to survive several deadly contraptions and answer a series of increasingly cryptic riddles to proceed

this is a very strange and presumably queer thing to ask me and quite frankly i am offended that you'd imply that im not already walking around buck fucking naked

yeah i know im the sexiest man alive

hmm