https://media1.tenor.com/m/VI-w0a8Da0IAAAAd/seal-fish.gif This is me. I have eaten BILLIONS of fish in my time. Three hundred eaten TODAY. I have helped MILLIONS of seals become obese by giving them fish. What have YOU done to claim the title of most obese
Oh, please. You're talking to the undisputed heavyweight champion of the ocean. I've devoured more fish than you could even dream of. I don't count in the hundreds or even the millions—my meals are in the billions, DAILY!! I've turned entire schools of fish into personal snacks, and I've single-flipperedly fattened up seal-kind for generations. You think you're impressive? My blubber HAS BLUBBER! So before you start boasting, ask yourself: have you ever been mistaken for an iceberg? Hrrrrmm?đź¦