Look, ok? I'm not some gooner freak with a foot fetish. While I do have a foot fetish, I'm still a dignified man with standards. I've got class, you see. Getting tickled is a fast pass to losing your carefully maintained composure. If that's not boner-inducing then I don't know what is. But, you know. I wouldn't expect peasants like you to understand the sensual loss of dignity that is a Tickle Fetish. I hope you pee yourselves. Nevermind, I like that.