oh boy do i! again, most of my aus are co-owned by my bestie, mal (shortkingkenny). we dont really give our aus like, cohesive names so sorry if talking about this gets confusing.

the one we've plotted the most is simply "kyman divorce". which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: kyle and cartman go through a turbulent divorce. the end game ships are k2 and buttman, with background stolkien, cryde and twichael (tweek/michael goth).

• kyle, after a few years of feeling his relationship with cartman erode, files for divorce and his life goes to shit. they have a volatile divorce where cartman hires gerald against him and the two of them take him to the cleaners. the only things he gets to keep are his 2006 toyota corolla and 50% custody of teddy. alongside dealing with the wrath of eric cartman, when kyle starts dating kenny, it negatively impacts his relationship with teddy, who feeels like kyle is prioritizing time with kenny over time with him. its really hurty and i love it, its one of my favorite aus we have

then there's the kyman divorce spinoff, cleverly named "kyman divorce kyman", where everything is almost the same, except instead of hooking up with kenny and vic, kyman hook up with each other and get back together and have another child (cleo's first au yippee). we did this one because we wanted to give teddy an au where his dads get back together.

our evilest and most hurtful divorce au is K2 divorce. this one k2 get divorced and the end game ships are kyman and stenny, with background cromas divorce and creek get together after that.

• again, after a few years of feeling his relationship erode with kenny, kyle files for divorce. kenny takes it very badly, but rather than anger like cartman, kenny just gets so so sooo miserably sad. stan takes kenny's side in the divorce and in a fit of self-destruction, kyle drunk texts cartman and tells him to come over and rip into him for being a terrible person, but they ummmm hook up instead 😈 cartman is also divorced, ending his comphet marriage with heidi on amicable terms but its still lonely, being by himself after being married for so long.

then theres a handful of aus where kyle married to an oc and ends up with cartman or kenny post divorce (or in one au, both of them). he either married to elaine, who things end amicably with and they have 2 kids before the divorce (isaac and eli, and theyre just kyle's kids from the post covid special) or he eloped with nick, who is a whimsical artist that kyle cant fucking stand and deeply regrets marrying, until he finally files for divorce. sometimes in nick aus, kyle has an affair with cartman, sometimes they start hooking up about a year after kyle's divorce.

we have a lot of aus LMAO

and i hope YOU have a good day too!!!! thank you for indulging me with this ask :3c