oh boy do i! again, most of my aus are co-owned by my bestie, mal (shortkingkenny). we dont really give our aus like, cohesive names so sorry if talking about this gets confusing.

the one we've plotted the most is simply "kyman divorce". which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: kyle and cartman go through a turbulent divorce. the end game ships are k2 and buttman, with background stolkien, cryde and twichael (tweek/michael goth).

• kyle, after a few years of feeling his relationship with cartman erode, files for divorce and his life goes to shit. they have a volatile divorce where cartman hires gerald against him and the two of them take him to the cleaners. the only things he gets to keep are his 2006 toyota corolla and 50% custody of teddy. alongside dealing with the wrath of eric cartman, when kyle starts dating kenny, it negatively impacts his relationship with teddy, who feeels like kyle is prioritizing time with kenny over time with him. its really hurty and i love it, its one of my favorite aus we have

then there's the kyman divorce spinoff, cleverly named "kyman divorce kyman", where everything is almost the same, except instead of hooking up with kenny and vic, kyman hook up with each other and get back together and have another child (cleo's first au yippee). we did this one because we wanted to give teddy an au where his dads get back together.

our evilest and most hurtful divorce au is K2 divorce. this one k2 get divorced and the end game ships are kyman and stenny, with background cromas divorce and creek get together after that.

• again, after a few years of feeling his relationship erode with kenny, kyle files for divorce. kenny takes it very badly, but rather than anger like cartman, kenny just gets so so sooo miserably sad. stan takes kenny's side in the divorce and in a fit of self-destruction, kyle drunk texts cartman and tells him to come over and rip into him for being a terrible person, but they ummmm hook up instead 😈 cartman is also divorced, ending his comphet marriage with heidi on amicable terms but its still lonely, being by himself after being married for so long.

then theres a handful of aus where kyle married to an oc and ends up with cartman or kenny post divorce (or in one au, both of them). he either married to elaine, who things end amicably with and they have 2 kids before the divorce (isaac and eli, and theyre just kyle's kids from the post covid special) or he eloped with nick, who is a whimsical artist that kyle cant fucking stand and deeply regrets marrying, until he finally files for divorce. sometimes in nick aus, kyle has an affair with cartman, sometimes they start hooking up about a year after kyle's divorce.

we have a lot of aus LMAO

and i hope YOU have a good day too!!!! thank you for indulging me with this ask :3c

stevie is all of tweek's anxieties and all of stan's lack of emotional control. he's just a nervous, shy little guy. while cc is initially pissed he exists, she can’t stay mad and develops a soft spot for him quickly. she is his protector of sorts, using her mean and off-putting aura to scare bullies off from picking on her little brother. She’s also the one who named him. Stan and tweek spent ages unable to decide on a name until she, in a fit of frustration, gave them a long list or options. The start of the list is mean-spirited and upset (suggestions like ‘new charley’ and ‘roadkill’ but the further they get down the list, the more genuine and helpful the list is) we havent really 🤔given him any friends, we havent ironed out this au a whole lot, but a fun fact is he and riley both exist and look more like siblings to each other than either of them do to cc, despite not being related to each other at all.

absolutely!! i love these lil guys. as a note, almost all my aus and all these ocs are co-owned by mal (shortkingkenny)

• carly - the first one! the first au she came about in is one mal and i call "kyman divorce", which is pretty much what it sounds like. creek ALSO got divorced in this au and they did it first, actually, when cc was about 4. craig and clyde get together a bit too fast after the creek divorce, but its about another 3 or 4 years before they decide to have a kid of their own. she's very softhearted and sweet, but also a lil bit dumb. she very much looks up to cc and cc will on occasion let carly tag along on her Big Kid Adventures, though sometimes cc resents her a little, feeling like craig and clyde have crafted a happy little family that she's not necessary in. they have a generally pretty good relationship, though cc finds carly's taste in men painfully dull and carly finds cc's taste in partners 😟 upsetting. she exists in a couple other aus (kyman divorce 2 which has the good ending of kyman getting back together, our stick of truth au and a few others.) she's typically friends with cleo (kyman daughter) and preston (stolkien son) when they all exist.

• riley - crenny child! i think the first au she came to be in was "crenny wacky racers", an au where freshly divorced craig finds himself flirting and crushing on a goofy regular driver at park county drag races, only to find out it's kenny under the helmet, but he's already in too deep. kenny, who's been in a torrid will they / won't they situation with kyle for years, finds it refreshing to be flirted with by someone who is willing to be open and out with him. (kyle has some internalized issues to work out.) riley is quiet and reserved, very flat affect and a little bit creepy. her biggest hobby is shoplifting and stealing stuff from people's houses, especially enjoying stealing expensive and rare collectables from cartman in particular because it makes him so mad. her relationship with cc is a little distant, not because of bad blood but because they're both fairly independent and doing their own thing. in a lot of aus riley also has jett who she is not-quite-twins with (theyre born a few months apart, crenny convincing tweek to have a baby with kenny to 'complete the set'), so she has a closer relationship with them than cc. she exists in the most aus of any of cc's siblings, i think, because she exists in (almost) every crenny au and every creekenny au. shes typically friends with cleo, though in wacky racers, she's in an antagonistic friendship with teddy because cc's significantly older than both of them.

• jett - creekenny child. they're genetically only tweek/kenny, but i thiiiink they only exist in creekenny universes. the first au they came to be in is a deeply self-indulgent genderbend omegaverse au. jett's personality i dont have as much to say about because we havent really developed them as much, but they're very close with riley. cc has a bit of a soft spot for them and babies them a little. she often passes off old clothes she either doesn't like anymore or feels she has outgrown, as a way to encourage them to explore femininity, something she can tell they want to do but don't have the nerve to actually seek out. they also aide riley in her thefts, serving as a distraction. any au where we're doing creekenny, jett comes to be. theyre also friends with cleo, much like riley.

• stevie - steek child! the newest one! he only exists in one au so far. in this au (i just kinda call it steek world), stan and tweek find each other at a low point in their lives, reuniting at a support group for addicts. cc's PISSED when tweek tells her he's seeing stan (shes 4 or 5 with a huge crush on stan, so she thinks tweek 'stole him' from her, and shes upset that tweek is moving on instead of getting back together with craig) and it only gets worse when it turns out theyre having a child. (con’t in next answer 😭)