Wedding? never happening!

I don't think I'll ever get married, but hypothetically.. a short wedding that's somewhere quiet, preferably near the beach or something. not a lot of people either, just a few friends and family members in attendance.

having the most boring possible wedding, simply as a legal formality, then telling everyone about it weeks after the fact but lying that it was actually the whole elaborate ceremony you're socially expected to have and they just missed it

dream wedding all our friends are there . nothing too big since were both social rejects LMAOO . both his and my traditions come together and i dont have to wear a dress . id like to imagine it would be pink and red with lots of roses since thats his favorite flower ( hes boring . ) no alcohol and preferrably no kids but it is what it is .

I'm not really a decisive person so I'd probably let my partner pick, but I don't really want a basic wedding... like I don't wanna wear white I'm a big back and I'ma be hungry at my wedding and my bad luck is like awesome sauce so like not white. I kinda want a grudge or like a Halloween type wedding, as long as my partner wants it. it doesn't really matter to me because we're getting married and id just be happy we're getting married in general

Not too strict dress code — no white. A space & cyber—esque theme. In an ideal world, it would be a Catholic wedding, but I’m queer.

I don't really plan on getting married, but i would most likely do a wedding were there would be, like, food that both of us like, a playlist with songs we both like, and all of that. I think it would be so cute if we used matching cosplays.. :3