I wish. Part of the reason I don't do bimbofication-related stuff so much anymore is because it's really expensive and essentially outside of my price range. Money's been tight the last few years, and while I've had lip fillers like... 3 times? before I can't afford to get that again, nor really maintain hair or makeup or anything. It makes me feel more than a little inadequate, tbh! So unfortunately I don't really feel particualarly bimbo right now. Maybe in the future!

I love bimbofication! Real Ruby Roberts heads know it used to be my main brand, and that I'm doing a PhD on it. I probably would have written a story with it, but I guess I can't find a particularly original angle on it.

I think it's extremely hot. I love the idea of being altered to be primarily be a sex object, especially to the point that it's extremely obvious to the point it can't be hidden. A lot of bimbofication content is about magical transformation but I personally find the idea of stuff like breast implants/lip fillers hotter - It's more artificial. I also love the brain drain aspect, it's extremely good. Not to the point that someone's so dumb they can't function, but to the point that they're ditzy enough that someone smarter (say, a sinister woman) can do the thinking for her.

Well, first of all, this seems like an amateur mistake. I would never make any Newton's cradle-related ordering mistakes. I would keep sending emails over and over again until you realise you're emailing the wrong address, at which case email the right address and ask them where the Newton's cradles are.

In the meanwhile, that's a lot of wooden planks from all those cradles. You could take them apart and do some DIY. You could build... Uh... A shelf?

Hmm... That entirely depends on what sort of vibe she's going for. Pantsuits or skirts can work equally well, though the skirt has a more feminine flair. Heels are by no means necessary, but can be a useful tool - Pinning a grovelling underling's head down has far more impact with the tip of a heel than a pair of loafers, after all. It's important to have severe colours - Blacks, greys, though sometimes something like a dark red can work too. Nothing too flashy. Bright colours draw the eye, but they do not command a room.

Perhaps more than anything else, it's about HOW it's worn. It's important for everything to be perfect, just as it's meant to be, without a single crease nor a stitch out of place. Self-discipline is of vital importance in setting a standard for employees, and it would be impossible for them to take an evil business woman seriously if she looks sloppy.

And big shoulderpads on the jacket. Pointy. Pointing upwards a little, if at all possible. A little 80s, but it has a distinctly evil look.

It's sad to say, but yes, sometimes they do. These days, some underlings think they can outsmart their superior, trick you into doing something they enjoy. The solution to this is to take them up on that and make them regret it. No matter how much an employee enjoys being paddled, most of them will only have so much endurance. With firm enough paddling for long enough, it's possible to make all but the hardiest of employees regret trying their luck with you. Of course, that requires significant strength and stamina on the boss' part, so it becomes of the utmost importance to keep that up to a certain standard.