Question of the day except it isn't beautiful or meaningful, like, at all.
Imagine you are fighting an alligator. Your only available weapons are a spear and a bucket of mayonnaise.
Which do you choose? Reply with your answer and receive an ENDING!
I'd get the bucket & put it over its snout so if it acts like a muzzle or whatever & forces it to eat the mayo
uhmndjsndkahs I'll go with mayo
they liked when I fed them marshmallows maybe they'll like mayo and skitter away ??
The bucket of mayonnaise cus I can blind it with it and put it over its head and run off
now if that bucket is a 200 gal drum and I can drown it and seal it and problem solved
I'm choosing the bucket of mayonnaise. I have like 0 arm strength, so the spear is useless
im gonna pour the mayonnaise in the alligators eyes
Mayo! So the alligator and I can have a picnic instead of fighting
i will feed the alligator with the mayo and befriend it :) then we will have an epic pizza party and go to a laufey concert together best friends forever fr!!!
bucjet of mayo
can i use the spear and play fetch with the alligator
I will feed it with mayo -🎼
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How big and heavy is this bucket of mayo?
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I'd like more options for weaponry please.
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IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, I would choose the spear.
mayo
Bucket of Mayonnaise