Question of the day except it isn't beautiful or meaningful, like, at all.
Imagine you are fighting an alligator. Your only available weapons are a spear and a bucket of mayonnaise.
Which do you choose? Reply with your answer and receive an ENDING!
I'm choosing the bucket of mayonnaise. I have like 0 arm strength, so the spear is useless
You successfully drown the alligator in gloopy mayonnaise and it dies peacefully letting you escape