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(MCU OC.)
Speak up, I can't hear you with all this pizza in my mouf.
Morning leftover pizza reheated in a toaster oven, an ice cold can of Pepsi, and an art restoration ASMR vid. Don't ever let anyone tell you I don't know what self-care is. 😌✨
Some Dorkus
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Y'know, I never did understand the 'if' here. Like, if it's called a woodchuck, wouldn't it chuck? Woodchucks DO chuck wood! It's in the name! So don't ask me, ask a woodchuck zookeeper. Or a woodchuck, if they talk in your universe. (I saw a talking tree sprout once, but no chatty woodchucks.)
Some Dorkus
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GIVE ME PIZZA!
GET YER OWN! Hopefully New York style or else what are you even doing with your life.