How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Y'know, I never did understand the 'if' here. Like, if it's called a woodchuck, wouldn't it chuck? Woodchucks DO chuck wood! It's in the name! So don't ask me, ask a woodchuck zookeeper. Or a woodchuck, if they talk in your universe. (I saw a talking tree sprout once, but no chatty woodchucks.)
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