"My landlord came round looking for the rent, I don't know how to tell him that the money all got spent" The dominoes - mustard Service

It's oficial, otters are now my bffs

Would it be weird if I said I fingered my brain

YAY OTTERS ILY <3

MY DAD JUST SAID "we are in a generation that woman are more men then man that are more woman" IM CRYING HELP..

Haha rant time (I get no bitches) Why are there still countries that use Fahrenheit as a temperature system???? I mean yeah some people say it's "easier" because the alternatives are bigger, but really I can't see it. Like ok, why is the freezing point 32 in Fahrenheit??? It's so easier if it was 0 because it reminds more of cold like that, like ok 0 because it's more close the particles I can see that! But 32...????

Hnnnnnghhhhhhhm

My irl friend had a jealousy crisis because I talked to a girl in my class what

(I don't think it's a surprised because of my name) but I have a few experiences over gambling online games. And there is one popular here in Brazil that I BELIEVE a lot of people already saw that is fortune tiger. I'm not going to advertise it, in fact I think online gambling games are no fun. Why? If you look in how it's programmed it's not a 50/50 type of gamble, it has options. So it makes the probability even smaller, I would say around 1/4 chance of winning something actually worthy (25%). It sounds fair if you notice it's a scam, the site is not actually registered in most country's that are popular. The most shocking its that the company of the site KTO is from Venezuela, company 147847 the registered address

THE URGE TO SEND A OTTER IN EVERYBODYS INBOX..

I love fisics so much such a silly subject, I could spend hours rambling about my studys over fisics

Sigh.. its a long list. But my current fav song is mini skirt - AOA and fav artists, can't pick one is either Gorod or fromis_9

Veritas the #1 veritas fan

Otters the cute fat fuck

Otters have big BIG apetite, they usually have to eat a lot to keep up with they're big metabolism. They eat about a quarter of its body weight each day (around 40 - 50 pounds i would say)

Brazil is like burning crazy here, there are ashes flying in my room I'm going to die

not a lot of people know this but otters are carnivorous mammals. They're from Mustelids family. Yeah just that

I got a 0 in math I'm going to kill myself bye guys/nsrs

This maybe sounds very sad, but most baby otters only grow up with they're mom's (they're is something more upsetting about it but can be trigger people, i cried/srs). But a happy fact is how the mom otter teach they're babys to swim! They first start grooming they're babys, then they start like floating near the baby on the water were they start talking they're small water steps until they can swim aside each other. After the process of learning how to swim, they're no longer consider babys but more little otters learning more each day

I LOVE YOU 😭❤️

I have a terrifying sea otter fact..

Ever wondered why on genshin the otters always carry sea shells? If you see any aquarium videos related to otters, you might notice that they always give some silly rocks to them. Wild sea otters mostly use rocks to break animals to eat or to simply play. But the sea shells are less hard compared to normal rocks, it might not be a surprise on why they use as toys the rocks. But on genshin it shows that they're favorite rocks are sea shells, wich is funny because they prefer harder ones to carry

Did you know? Otters tend to hold hands while sleeping so they won't lose they're partners. With baby otters they usually hold them against they're belly because they still don't know how to swim

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FVCK FUVCK THEY LOOKED ME IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP