Bro.
BroStrider
Welcome home, feltfiends and plushpervs.
★ 50-somethin' puppet-lovin' menace. ★ Man of the hour, man in the movies. ★ Any unmarked envelopes full of money much appreciated.
Like what you see?
🐴 = Something I thought of recently.
🧩 = Random puppet GIF.
🦄 = Random pony GIF.
🎼 = A song I like.
👥 = A story. Might be true. Might be not.
Knock yourselves out.
Good for you
Satisfaction guaranteed.
❌👥
I was hit by a bus when I was 28.
would it be an insult to you if we insinuated that you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
5th.
👎👥 👥 👥 👥 👥
Alright, shitlips. Had the kid try to make a smuppet and it came out looking like Frankenstein's hooker. Better?
👥
Brother, I am having a rough time trying to think of something here. This gal I knew got matching lip tattoos with me. Is that good enough?
would it be an insult to you if we insinuated that you were somehow related to a majestic stallion
This is the fourth one of these I have got.
🦄 Show me your wares.
Let's start this off strong. Love how Soarin' looks here.
🐴 🎼 PLEEK!!
I am the vague suggestion of a human being.
Do I make one of those shitty intro posts.
♋︎⬥︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎
Aw man.
⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♐︎♋︎♑︎♑︎□︎⧫︎❒︎⍓︎
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✋︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎❒︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⬧︎🙵◆︎●︎●︎ ❍︎⍓︎⬧︎♏︎●︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎■︎📬︎
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⬧︎□︎ ⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎♐︎ ♓︎ ♎︎□︎
☠︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♒︎♋︎◻︎◻︎♏︎■︎📬︎
do you ever get hungry
Sometimes. Not a lot.
■︎□︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎
✡︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎📬︎
♓︎ ♋︎❍︎ ⬧︎♓︎♍︎🙵 ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♎︎♏︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎ □︎♐︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎
Then stop using them, Einstein.
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I'm good, Morrissey.
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Smart ass.
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♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎●︎♓︎■︎♑︎□︎🙰♋︎❍︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎🕈︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎❄︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎□︎❒︎
There's no way you put the link in the translator and sent it to me.
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All in the genetics.
yeah for now dont worry im not going anywhere
My biggest fan.
for now
For now.
You finally done?
why are you participating in this terrible horseshit
Why are you so goddamned negative? I'm having the time of my life.
furries?
They're fine.
imagine a brillo pad the size of the universe. now imagine that instead of steel wool it is made of piss and shit
now imagine that pad being dragged across your brain for the perpetuity of existence
Don't have to imagine.
do you think sniffing sharpies has anything to do with the upcoming election
I'm not saying Sharpies were sniffed but I'm not saying they weren't.
can i perform an illegal transgender surgery on you in the bathroom like an impulsive haircut
I like my penis.
would you like to consider the visual of a certain bright orange political figure doing poppers
They should lock you up for putting this garbage in my head.
Please hold while i find more questions to rip from places
Sure.
Will you adultsit my ctrl+v
Maybe.
Do you [how do you] ever get any sleep?
I got 5 hours last night. Can't say I know how.
Will you babysit my ctrl+v while i am gone
I don't rock with babies.
Do you plan on noticing the true originality of these questions any time soon?
No.
What events do you speculate would have had to occur at your birth to make you such an amazing and unique individual?
I was raised by a pack of wolves.
Do you like buffalo wings?
You're on a roll.
Are you ever afraid that one of your many internet fans/stalkers is going to track you down and build a tent on your lawn and just watch you all day?
The lawn of a 50 story apartment building? No.
Are you going to buy your fans a fancy dinner? Or ponies? I like ponies.
Really depends on the fan.
Who would win in a fist fight, you or Jeph Jacques?
He looks easy.
What was that about the stairs again?
He warned you.
What is your opinion of furries? Do you think they're all pathetic, or just enough to get the Internet all up in a lather about the subject?
Just enough to anger the majority.
Who's your favorite Wilson? Owen, Luke, or the other one?
Wade.
Why don't you like Wes Anderson's directing?
Who Whatserson?
Are you going to do anything about that velociraptor behind you?
Clever girl. That's the line, right?