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yeah for now dont worry im not going anywhere

for now

why are you participating in this terrible horseshit

furries?

imagine a brillo pad the size of the universe. now imagine that instead of steel wool it is made of piss and shit

now imagine that pad being dragged across your brain for the perpetuity of existence

do you think sniffing sharpies has anything to do with the upcoming election

can i perform an illegal transgender surgery on you in the bathroom like an impulsive haircut

would you like to consider the visual of a certain bright orange political figure doing poppers

Please hold while i find more questions to rip from places

Will you adultsit my ctrl+v

Do you [how do you] ever get any sleep?

Will you babysit my ctrl+v while i am gone

Do you plan on noticing the true originality of these questions any time soon?

What events do you speculate would have had to occur at your birth to make you such an amazing and unique individual?

Do you like buffalo wings?

Are you ever afraid that one of your many internet fans/stalkers is going to track you down and build a tent on your lawn and just watch you all day?

Are you going to buy your fans a fancy dinner? Or ponies? I like ponies.

Who would win in a fist fight, you or Jeph Jacques?

What was that about the stairs again?

What is your opinion of furries? Do you think they're all pathetic, or just enough to get the Internet all up in a lather about the subject?

Who's your favorite Wilson? Owen, Luke, or the other one?

Why don't you like Wes Anderson's directing?

Are you going to do anything about that velociraptor behind you?

Why'd you hide all this wax in my ear?

If you could prove the existence of one Paris Hilton's Paris Hilton, who's Paris Hilton would you validate? Might you prefer to to prove one Paris Hilton to be irrefutably Paris Hilton? Oh god what have you done with your life?

If you could prove the existence of one recognized religion's God(s)/Deity(s)/Whathaveyou(s), who's religion would you validate? Might you prefer to to prove one religion to be irrefutably wrong?

So if you had to choose between a flying unicorn and a harem of nubile young women, and you could never have the one you didn't pick, what would you choose?

Where the fuck were you last night man, you said you'd be there!

when you usually spell the word bees how many e's do you put in?