Ishmael
ahabnotishmael
Ishmael 🇮🇪 || 🔞fat hairy dykebeast🔞 || horny alt of @ishmaelnotahab.bsky.social || DMs open for mutuals and friends || minors EXPLODE FOREVER || PFP by @sealmunch.bsky.social
Come ask me some raunchy questions :3
Could I to be your seat cushion while you go about your day online? <3
oh for sure, just don’t expect to be let go that easily, i like to really make myself comfortable >:3
I want to sit on sheep's lap, feeding it whatever greasy fast food they desire. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll burp in my face XwX
i hope you’re prepared for a biiiiig appetite, you don’t get to be that big without being a big eater too :3
I want to wrestle with the big strong sheep, when they clearly get the upper hand, what will they do?
pinned down underneath their weight, both your hands held down by one of their huge ones, their other hand free to go wherever they want, they’re gonna really make the most of it~