Ishmael
ahabnotishmael
Ishmael 🇮🇪 || 🔞fat hairy dykebeast🔞 || horny alt of @ishmaelnotahab.bsky.social || DMs open for mutuals and friends || minors EXPLODE FOREVER || PFP by @sealmunch.bsky.social
Come ask me some raunchy questions :3
a horny coward
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I wanna be at a public movie theater and sheep by surprise decides my seat looks the best. Stealing my food/drink and crushing me under their massive ass for the full 2 hours x_x
now you might think, “oh, they’re a real big beast, maybe they just didn’t see me and this is all one big mistake!”, and thats where you’re wrong, cause while they might Pretend it wad all Whoops You’re Flattened!, they can only grind their meaty ass against your tiny body so much and for so long without realising, cause they did it with Full Intention of Crushing hehe :3
a horny coward
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Would sheep aggressively manhandle me? I really want them to pin my face down with their armpit and aggressively jerk me off, ignoring all protest.
with that size difference, and their, uh, “Attitude”? Aggressive Manhandling was never Not going to happen, its their default state of being!
a horny coward
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Would sheep please treat me like a dumb little cum sleeve? 😵💫 I wanna be full enough to burst with their cum..
oh would they EVER! its their favourite activity, just using some poor slut like their own personal fucktoy to rut up against, using their whole body to get themself off, what could be better!
a horny coward
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sheep who puts me on a diet of 100% potent nutslop (through all orfaces) to keep me nice and trim (except for the part where I get extremely pregnant and maybe get given so much I chub up anyway)
oh believe me, you’re not gonna get slim on that stuff, it’ll reaaaally round you out, in all respects, and with how many thick loads of theirs they’ll have you chow down on, you’ll be FAR from hungry~
a horny coward
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Could I to be your seat cushion while you go about your day online? <3
oh for sure, just don’t expect to be let go that easily, i like to really make myself comfortable >:3
a horny coward
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I want to sit on sheep's lap, feeding it whatever greasy fast food they desire. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll burp in my face XwX
i hope you’re prepared for a biiiiig appetite, you don’t get to be that big without being a big eater too :3
a horny coward
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I want to wrestle with the big strong sheep, when they clearly get the upper hand, what will they do?
pinned down underneath their weight, both your hands held down by one of their huge ones, their other hand free to go wherever they want, they’re gonna really make the most of it~