Mannn... I have a complicated relationship with ferrets. I /love/ ferrets so much, but there's a few things that keep me from getting them again. They're stinky, high maintenance, and just. Don't live long enough. They live JUST long enough for me to get heavily attached as they're in their sunset years. If this /wasn't/ the case, though, and I had no limitations on space and such. I'd probably have 2-3 ferrets and name them Cooper, Danny, and Macaroni.

HOWEVER if we take FANTASY into account.......... I'd definitely have a big fluffy Furret and name it Cooper. Best body pillow/cuddle buddy E V E R but then I would never get work done cuz I'd be squishing their face all the time. Or buried under fluff.