I HAVE I HAVE HES SO FUCKING STIPID OH MY GOOODDDDDDDD AAGHHHH GNAWS ON MY DESK I love Simon Riley don’t even fuck with me lad this is me ->

Ok so for number two AGGHHH vibrates violently FOR HCS UHMM he’s an asshole to me. Sorry. That man is a KILLERRR no that bro will not share the bed with u!! He’s ANGRY he’s an ASSHOLEE but he’s funny so he makes up for it!!!! I feel like he’s either on purpose or mistakenly (idk which is funnier, so rn it’s both) mean to you and bro does not GAF !!!! He’s like “ok. You’re upset over how I made a joke about the Italian mafia after u almost got smothered bt them? I’m afraid you’d keep breathing.” AAGHHH I NEED HIM DEAD i love him so much GNAWS ON MY DESK