Taehyung doesn’t answer, instead pulling out his phone from his pocket. He doesn’t say a word, only frowns when he reads whatever is displayed onto his screen. Another minute passes, and then he finally looks up. “Hm. Celibacy isn’t even that bad, and if it were I’d tell you that you need to specify that question because I don’t see phone sex not being allowed, or mutual masturbation? Sexting? I got a whole list, pretty.”