ok but have you considered knives spiking vash's dinner so he can crawl into his bros bed at night and fuck him until he gets pregnant??? well??? have you??? like. look i know i dont go here, but in the bluniverse, knives is a weirdo freak that'll do anything to keep vash dependent and attached to him. so like. imagine vash trying to grow up and move on and get with another guy or smth, so knives has no choice but to hold him down and fuck a baby into him so he has no choice but to stay with him forever and get married 🥺... though... then again... i guess thats just the plot of tristamp LMAO