when pcb tried to talk to a stranger irl (yeah we sometimes even touch grass!) and went all like bsod and i had to take his place and then the dude took me for stupid but i managed to save the thing because i (somehow) figured out what he was asking (he was one of those dudes who speak in their native language and the other native speakers need captions to understand him because he speaks with a very strong accent of whatever isolated village or poorer neighborhood of whatever city)

i thought at first he was asking me if i "wanted a cig", turned out to be just asking where the sports center was