too many... i think one of the things that's up there is when 13 year old me was friends with a 19 year old who had a trigger for "anything NSFW" which included "deez nuts" and adjacent jokes... they told me i "sexually abused" them because i got them with a ligma joke and then told me they wished i was dead. it was upsetting at the time, but now looking back it's just hilarious how irresponsible they were...