I'm terrified of women on a biblical scale. I think people think I'm joking when I say I'm scared of women. But I'm serious. Women scare me. Especially women parts. Boobs scare me. Like I don't want them near me. Don't get me started on the women's no no square, I actually get nauseous thinking about it. As someone who's trans but hasn't physically transitioned yet, I actually have deluded myself into thinking I do not have those parts. When I look in the mirror and remember I have them I actually cry and hyperventilate. I am extremely terrified of women and I think this is why I'm gay. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.