honestly? fuck topping. fuck bottoming. dry humping only.

tbh ppl can’t comprehend the coexistence of multiple dichotomies, let alone false ones lol. i’ve been straight up since the moment i set foot here that i like gmg like i’ve said. i literally had to forcibly popularize it because strict bottom matthew people were harassing me despite following my locked account first after reading a fic where gunwook nuts when matthew gropes his ass after imagining him bouncing on it lmfao. so yeah i’m honor bound to stand behind everyone that prefers bottom gunwook even though i actually do prefer geonmaet over maetgeon.

because it isn’t that deep, but because people perceive penetrative sex so one dimensionally, it is, because that’s how we end up with people that think gunwook is an incontrovertibly masculine heterosexual that we’re just semefying for yaoi, that act like he’s sooo huge and muscular when he doesn’t even have abs right now and had noodle arms up until a month ago (they have to pretend he’s so much bigger than he is, so they can pretend that matthew is a twink. (which as is well established, i fucking hate. what do you think that word means. gunwook could actually do well still on like twink subreddits if he tags himself as a twunk. matthew would be booed off. and yet.), that think he has to be super aggressive and dominant and all of that like.

i eat the fuck out of top gunwook but quite frankly, if someone doesn’t fuck with bottom gunwook, especially if it’s because they don’t fuck with top matthew, like. i’m not eating that because i know what side dishes it’s usually served with. it’s like a literally 9:1 ratio geonmaet vs maetgeon i’m not letting strict maetreuners act like they’re fucking oppressed. like when people were like omggg other people like sub bottom matthew omggg like shut up girl you’re literally the majority your bitch ass was just terrified of me like who the fuck else is out there

sorry i have a lot of pent up anger over this but im trying to be more normal 🧡