From the bottom of my heart, Anon - and in the kindest way I can possibly say this - don't put yourself through that. Just, no. Find someone that can write you lovey-dovey poems at 3 A.M, that makes you breakfast in bed when you're too sick to walk to the kitchen in the morning, someone that also makes you hangover cures when you're unable to move... NOT someone that sits on neospring half the day and sleeps the rest..

Best of luck to you, Anon! Hope you find the one[tm}