THANK YOU.

It's so hard to choose one, ahh.. Dante's Inferno (or The Divine Comedy as a whole)

Basically, short version of the story, Bible Fanfiction about Dante meeting some dead poet guy that he totally doesn't have a crush on (okay, might be stretching that, but seriously.. Why would you traverse Hell with a spirit that you don't even know and trust him wholeheartedly even though you're in HELL.) and he moves down the 9 rings while Virgil (the dead poet) is like "haha, we're on a mission from The Big G[tm]" and everyone's like "ah cool, cmon through."

Everyone GLAZES THE SHIT out of Dante too, like "oh Dante, you're such an amazing poet LALALA sign my right cheek <3 <3" IT'S SO FUNNY

Very good book, very outdated by today's means but it's the most referenced piece of literature that many people haven't read... one of my favorite translations are here, though, there are plenty of other translations.