i would throw rocks at him. (dw he deserves it for being a horrible person)

id be too scared to come up to him help 💔💔 #loser

probably not acknowledge his existence bc little mac's a boxer & i take no interest in boxing at all LMAO

make out with him methink

well, i'm an introject of minato as well as being a huge fan of him, so we're similar in a lot of ways. neither of us enjoy strenous activities, but we both like to shop (to some degree) and eat at restaurants, so we'd probably do something like that

We would be besties till the endzies. I don't have only one favorite character so for this one I'll choose Applejack. I feel like she'd be happy to see someone with actual sense for once, we have a lot in common. She's just like me for real

I’m pretty sure we would ????? Never meet ????????????? And if we do he may go to jail ??????????? 15 and 43 ????????? ON A NON SERIOUS NOTE id like to imagine id be his friend and talk to him IN PUBLIC WITH OTHER PEOPLE AROUND about his advice and funny stories because i love doing that ..

unfortunately i think she would Not gaf about me

I fear he would fucking kill me before i got the chance to do anything

kill them ❤️

Stalk them

i fear he might not like me... uhm if he was real i wouldn't know what to do, but if he came along with two of him friends then i'd talk about novels with them and get them to get him to cook for us because i'd want to taste his cooking