Making the WORST software EVER. Bonus points if it's in BASIC or Brainfsck or in any non-standard (as of 2024) language.

idk if its totally useless but. the fucking. emergency alert system. like those things on the tv that play whenever an emergency (like severe weather for example) is happening

eating teens

flashlights. only a few specific scenarios where having a lot of knowledge (and collecting) flashlights is useful. other than that its just kinda useless. like i know a lot about flashlights and own a lot but what do i do with that. nothing. its not like im exploring caves or im in a survival horror game am i

flags of the world. not the most useless thing ig but i literally know nothing about geography, just flags. i could tell you the whole meaning and concept of a flag and recognize literally any country by its flag but i couldnt show u where it is on the map.